Watch As Lesbians Try To Understand The Details Of Straight Sex

Lesbians are always asked questions about their sex lives by straight people, but how much do they actually know about straight sex? Let’s find out.

I think I can be of some assistance to you.

Q: Why haven’t all straight women had sex with a woman?
A: Because they’re all dumb.

Q: Do men ever eat women out, like, ever?
A: I’m never not eating a girl out.

Q: If he has a beard, and she has hair, and he goes down on her, do they get stuck together like Velcro?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you know what sperm smells like?
A: No, I can’t smell through my mouth.

Q: Do straight people actually enjoy sex?
A: Psh. Sex? I love sex! That’s why I have it so much. Sex, that is. I have it. With girls.

[via Mashable]

Image via Mashable

  1. Back In My Days

    Understanding straight sex by a lesbian is equivalent to understanding the existance of a g spot by a man. If I can’t find it on my own I’m not asking for fucking directions.

    10 years ago at 11:38 am
  2. ntwise

    If we’re just gonna go ahead and conclude ridiculous things based on no evidence than 75% of lesbians are heinous.

    10 years ago at 11:40 am
    1. Fratnap

      I said it before and I’ll say it again, you can’t be “frat” and go to Creighton

      10 years ago at 8:29 pm