Bacon, Rob, whatever you call yourself now…I literally can’t even stand to see you. Looking at you is what I imagine it’s like to come out of a bachelor party blackout and find yourself staring down the business end of an aging stripper’s asshole who used to specialize in “what can I fit in this hole?” private shows.
“Hey man, you’re Bacon, right? I’m [insert commenter name I don’t remember or care about] on the site. Dude TFM cracks me up, I love it. But you suck haha just kidding I like your articles. Can I buy you a drink?” – You, if you ever actually ran into me in person, you pussy.
They actually had to shell out some pretty big bucks to have a moderately attractive girl put her head on Bacon’s lap. Wouldn’t get my hopes up for the TFM movie.
You’re a legend Boosh.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmSeams like a nice little party of geeds you got there
10 years ago at 12:41 pmGreat video guys. A lot unlike climpzans weak ass nat’l championship loss
10 years ago at 12:42 pmBacon, Rob, whatever you call yourself now…I literally can’t even stand to see you. Looking at you is what I imagine it’s like to come out of a bachelor party blackout and find yourself staring down the business end of an aging stripper’s asshole who used to specialize in “what can I fit in this hole?” private shows.
10 years ago at 12:44 pm“Hey man, you’re Bacon, right? I’m [insert commenter name I don’t remember or care about] on the site. Dude TFM cracks me up, I love it. But you suck haha just kidding I like your articles. Can I buy you a drink?” – You, if you ever actually ran into me in person, you pussy.
10 years ago at 12:50 pmNo doubt man. He would be starstruck.
10 years ago at 1:13 pmI mean bacon glows like a star since he’s so goddamn pale.
10 years ago at 1:20 pmBacon did the impossible. He big dicked someone as a grandex employee. Congrats rob, you’re the tallest midget.
10 years ago at 1:14 pmGet ’em
10 years ago at 1:33 pmBacon. You smooth son of a bitch.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmYou’re right.
Damn it.
Wow you rolled over and took it in the ass
10 years ago at 3:02 pmTSM
10 years ago at 6:46 pmyou’re a fucking hood celeb rob
10 years ago at 5:15 amneed to pull up back at the high school and show those bitches what’s good
10 years ago at 5:16 amI still say you should’ve done blow with me when you came to UMD
10 years ago at 1:21 pmGoing out on limb and saying you didn’t have the funds for the Isis scene because all your extra cash is going to finish the tfm movie?
10 years ago at 12:47 pmThey actually had to shell out some pretty big bucks to have a moderately attractive girl put her head on Bacon’s lap. Wouldn’t get my hopes up for the TFM movie.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmDoing the most to Make America Frat again
10 years ago at 12:55 pmThat’s the closet Bacon has ever been to a girl in his entire life.
10 years ago at 1:01 pmNo amount of masturbation prepared me for it.
10 years ago at 2:16 pmWell played you bastard
10 years ago at 2:27 pmYou just know Dan was chomping at the bit to throw on his old letter jacket and relive the glory days.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmPut together a GoFundMe to get more attractive females.
10 years ago at 1:08 pmCmon, Bacon isn’t that unattractive.
10 years ago at 4:54 pmI enjoyed it when Dan was hit with a bat.
10 years ago at 1:14 pm