Bacon, Rob, whatever you call yourself now…I literally can’t even stand to see you. Looking at you is what I imagine it’s like to come out of a bachelor party blackout and find yourself staring down the business end of an aging stripper’s asshole who used to specialize in “what can I fit in this hole?” private shows.
“Hey man, you’re Bacon, right? I’m [insert commenter name I don’t remember or care about] on the site. Dude TFM cracks me up, I love it. But you suck haha just kidding I like your articles. Can I buy you a drink?” – You, if you ever actually ran into me in person, you pussy.
They actually had to shell out some pretty big bucks to have a moderately attractive girl put her head on Bacon’s lap. Wouldn’t get my hopes up for the TFM movie.
You’re a legend Boosh.
9 years ago at 12:39 pmSeams like a nice little party of geeds you got there
9 years ago at 12:41 pmGreat video guys. A lot unlike climpzans weak ass nat’l championship loss
9 years ago at 12:42 pmBacon, Rob, whatever you call yourself now…I literally can’t even stand to see you. Looking at you is what I imagine it’s like to come out of a bachelor party blackout and find yourself staring down the business end of an aging stripper’s asshole who used to specialize in “what can I fit in this hole?” private shows.
9 years ago at 12:44 pm“Hey man, you’re Bacon, right? I’m [insert commenter name I don’t remember or care about] on the site. Dude TFM cracks me up, I love it. But you suck haha just kidding I like your articles. Can I buy you a drink?” – You, if you ever actually ran into me in person, you pussy.
9 years ago at 12:50 pmNo doubt man. He would be starstruck.
9 years ago at 1:13 pmI mean bacon glows like a star since he’s so goddamn pale.
9 years ago at 1:20 pmBacon did the impossible. He big dicked someone as a grandex employee. Congrats rob, you’re the tallest midget.
9 years ago at 1:14 pmGet ’em
9 years ago at 1:33 pmBacon. You smooth son of a bitch.
9 years ago at 2:04 pmYou’re right.
Damn it.
Wow you rolled over and took it in the ass
9 years ago at 3:02 pmTSM
9 years ago at 6:46 pmyou’re a fucking hood celeb rob
9 years ago at 5:15 amneed to pull up back at the high school and show those bitches what’s good
9 years ago at 5:16 amI still say you should’ve done blow with me when you came to UMD
9 years ago at 1:21 pmGoing out on limb and saying you didn’t have the funds for the Isis scene because all your extra cash is going to finish the tfm movie?
9 years ago at 12:47 pmThey actually had to shell out some pretty big bucks to have a moderately attractive girl put her head on Bacon’s lap. Wouldn’t get my hopes up for the TFM movie.
9 years ago at 1:43 pmDoing the most to Make America Frat again
9 years ago at 12:55 pmThat’s the closet Bacon has ever been to a girl in his entire life.
9 years ago at 1:01 pmNo amount of masturbation prepared me for it.
9 years ago at 2:16 pmWell played you bastard
9 years ago at 2:27 pmYou just know Dan was chomping at the bit to throw on his old letter jacket and relive the glory days.
9 years ago at 1:08 pmPut together a GoFundMe to get more attractive females.
9 years ago at 1:08 pmCmon, Bacon isn’t that unattractive.
9 years ago at 4:54 pmI enjoyed it when Dan was hit with a bat.
9 years ago at 1:14 pm