The Guy Who Will Do Anything If You Chant His Name

  1. StoryTeller

    Bacon, Rob, whatever you call yourself now…I literally can’t even stand to see you. Looking at you is what I imagine it’s like to come out of a bachelor party blackout and find yourself staring down the business end of an aging stripper’s asshole who used to specialize in “what can I fit in this hole?” private shows.

    9 years ago at 12:44 pm
    1. Rob Fox

      “Hey man, you’re Bacon, right? I’m [insert commenter name I don’t remember or care about] on the site. Dude TFM cracks me up, I love it. But you suck haha just kidding I like your articles. Can I buy you a drink?” – You, if you ever actually ran into me in person, you pussy.

      9 years ago at 12:50 pm
      1. Shut up Meg

        Bacon did the impossible. He big dicked someone as a grandex employee. Congrats rob, you’re the tallest midget.

        9 years ago at 1:14 pm
      2. idrinkmorethanu

        need to pull up back at the high school and show those bitches what’s good

        9 years ago at 5:16 am
      3. Aubrey Drake Graham

        I still say you should’ve done blow with me when you came to UMD

        9 years ago at 1:21 pm
  2. american_fratter

    Going out on limb and saying you didn’t have the funds for the Isis scene because all your extra cash is going to finish the tfm movie?

    9 years ago at 12:47 pm
    1. Spell Checker

      They actually had to shell out some pretty big bucks to have a moderately attractive girl put her head on Bacon’s lap. Wouldn’t get my hopes up for the TFM movie.

      9 years ago at 1:43 pm
  3. Karl Karlson

    You just know Dan was chomping at the bit to throw on his old letter jacket and relive the glory days.

    9 years ago at 1:08 pm