This Hunting Trip That Involves Real Hookers Sounds Like A Can’t Miss Idea

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What do hunting trips and prostitutes have in common? Nothing really, unless you use the Austrian company that is combining the two for a once in a lifetime experience.

A hunting lodge in the Neustift-Innermanzing municipality in Lower Austria’s Alpine foothills was offering this great package for its hunters. In addition to getting to hunt like a man, you were also guaranteed to get laid by a prostitute or two after the excursion.

From The Local:

The advert for the trip said: “After an exciting day’s hunting what could be better than a cosy night for two, or even three, in a remote mountain cabin. Everything is possible.

“The hunter’s return will be welcomed back by a lovely companion, and of course absolute discretion and confidentiality are guaranteed.”

Of course some whiny dude had to get his panties in a wad over this. Martin Balluch, the boss of the Association Against Animal Factories, went hard in the paint against this hunting trip, saying it’s essentially hunting with the added bonus of prostitutes at the end. He then called for the ban of the trip, while simultaneously calling for a ban on hunting altogether. Martin sounds like a real fun guy. Absolutely zero chill.

Since the details of the trip were made public, the company has decided to take the offer down from their catalogue. Maybe it’s now one of those off-the-menu type deals. We can only hope.

[via The Local]

    1. FuckTuco69

      That’s how cleamshun was supposed to win against an sec team but reality kicked in because clampson is inferior to us

      10 years ago at 11:08 am
  1. StoryTeller

    “Hard in the paint”. “Has zero chill”
    Do you write for TFM or those black people memes I see sometimes?

    10 years ago at 10:27 am
    1. Karl Karlson

      Think I saw a porno like this. “The Most Dangerous Lay”.

      PS this was a joke Dorno so don’t ball me if that’s a real thing.

      10 years ago at 11:55 am
    2. Aubrey Drake Graham

      When I read the headline originally, I thought that that was what this was about. It had me concerned and intrigued; that’s good clickbait

      10 years ago at 1:47 pm
      1. SLUSKI

        Drake is the type of nigga that eat two animal crackers at the same time just so they don’t die alone.

        10 years ago at 12:16 am
  2. Whiskey_the_third

    Somehow I’m not surprised that the same nation who gave us the terminator also spends their vacation killing things at a sex resort

    10 years ago at 11:00 am
  3. Snake300

    IMHO, The dead deer is cheaper, cleaner, smells better, is wetter, will love you more, and is less likely to give you an STD.

    10 years ago at 11:22 am