This Hunting Trip That Involves Real Hookers Sounds Like A Can’t Miss Idea

What do hunting trips and prostitutes have in common? Nothing really, unless you use the Austrian company that is combining the two for a once in a lifetime experience.
A hunting lodge in the Neustift-Innermanzing municipality in Lower Austria’s Alpine foothills was offering this great package for its hunters. In addition to getting to hunt like a man, you were also guaranteed to get laid by a prostitute or two after the excursion.
From The Local:
The advert for the trip said: “After an exciting day’s hunting what could be better than a cosy night for two, or even three, in a remote mountain cabin. Everything is possible.
“The hunter’s return will be welcomed back by a lovely companion, and of course absolute discretion and confidentiality are guaranteed.”
Of course some whiny dude had to get his panties in a wad over this. Martin Balluch, the boss of the Association Against Animal Factories, went hard in the paint against this hunting trip, saying it’s essentially hunting with the added bonus of prostitutes at the end. He then called for the ban of the trip, while simultaneously calling for a ban on hunting altogether. Martin sounds like a real fun guy. Absolutely zero chill.
Since the details of the trip were made public, the company has decided to take the offer down from their catalogue. Maybe it’s now one of those off-the-menu type deals. We can only hope..
[via The Local]
“Everything is possible” is the way I want to live my life.
10 years ago at 10:27 amThat’s how cleamshun was supposed to win against an sec team but reality kicked in because clampson is inferior to us
10 years ago at 11:08 amBlackball this fucker
10 years ago at 11:59 am“Hard in the paint”. “Has zero chill”
10 years ago at 10:27 amDo you write for TFM or those black people memes I see sometimes?
He’s the world star freelance writer of TFM.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmIs that Neil Patrick Harris in the photo?
10 years ago at 10:54 amWhy do you care?
10 years ago at 11:14 amI think it’d be cooler if you got to hunt the hookers
10 years ago at 10:55 amThink I saw a porno like this. “The Most Dangerous Lay”.
PS this was a joke Dorno so don’t ball me if that’s a real thing.
10 years ago at 11:55 amWhen I read the headline originally, I thought that that was what this was about. It had me concerned and intrigued; that’s good clickbait
10 years ago at 1:47 pmDrake is the type of nigga that eat two animal crackers at the same time just so they don’t die alone.
10 years ago at 12:16 am“What happens if we get caught?”
“Ohh, don’t get caught.”
10 years ago at 8:41 pmSomehow I’m not surprised that the same nation who gave us the terminator also spends their vacation killing things at a sex resort
10 years ago at 11:00 amTechnically, I think it’s “. . . fucking things at a hunting resort.”
10 years ago at 3:32 pmReal hookers? Didn’t know there was anything different t
10 years ago at 11:13 amIMHO, The dead deer is cheaper, cleaner, smells better, is wetter, will love you more, and is less likely to give you an STD.
10 years ago at 11:22 amSex with an ungulate. TTomGreenM.
10 years ago at 11:25 amUsing ungulate in a sentence. TBBM.
10 years ago at 11:56 amJesus Christ, bro, read a fucking book.
10 years ago at 12:06 pmBro, I do all the time. That was a compliment. Why the laps.
10 years ago at 12:10 pmWell, you’re the one who brought up fucking a deer.
10 years ago at 12:36 pmOh, that. Yeah.
10 years ago at 12:50 pmThe only question is, can you take the hookers to the blind with you?
10 years ago at 11:24 amThe real sport in this trip is not getting the herps
10 years ago at 12:48 pmI’ve been to Austria and now I wish I would have seen this opportunity
10 years ago at 2:18 pm