One Of Bill Clinton’s Mistresses Opens Up On Banging Slick Willy, Claims Hillary Is A Carpet Muncher

Sally Miller was formerly Miss Arkansas. More importantly, she’s the woman who revealed that she and Bill Clinton were having an affair when he was named the democratic nominee for president in 1992. Sally is now prepared to reveal everything about their 1983 love affair in a new book.
She sat down with Daily Mail to talk about sex, drugs, and the Clintons.
Firstly, Bill didn’t mind telling me that Hillary doesn’t like sex.
I take him at his word and he told me she liked females more than men. She was the child of a more progressive community. She was exposed to all the liberals, she was a flower child.
Hillary does drugs too, that’s the only time that she would entertain the idea – again, this is what Bill told me.
So Hildawg prefers fish to sausage, eh? Can’t really say I didn’t see that coming. I mean, she did stay with Bill after the Miller and Lewinsky affairs. Can only imagine that was because she was just using him for power and not penis.
Sally also opened up on sex with Bill.
“It wasn’t that memorable. It was no big deal – think about that,” chuckled Miller. “That’s probably why he didn’t have any confidence as a lover.”
“He reminded me of a what a little boy would say to his momma. ‘Is it OK if I put my hand there? Can I touch you here?’ I’ve always preferred younger men but I’ve never had one who asked permission.”
Never pegged Bill as a passive guy in bed. He always struck me as the type of dude to try and pull off butt stuff with the “whoops wrong hole” excuse..
[via Daily Mail]
Hillary doesn’t like sex? No way..
10 years ago at 1:23 pmSteve Holt likes cock? No way…
10 years ago at 2:11 pmMotion to keep this comment at exactly a score of 69?
10 years ago at 2:41 pmThat would mean two things! LOL!
10 years ago at 3:11 pmAny motion in the form of a question is doomed to failure. Grow a pair and assert yourself. If you fail, fail with pride not this bullshit timidity.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmFuck you, fuck your name, and fuck off.
10 years ago at 9:00 amHillary will get her fill of carpet munching once she’s thrown in prison
10 years ago at 1:26 pmHillary for Prison 2016
10 years ago at 5:33 pmFuck Hillary Clinton
10 years ago at 1:31 pmOnly if you have a vag
10 years ago at 2:04 pmYour profile picture is the epitome of douche
10 years ago at 10:22 amAsking for permission..RFM?
10 years ago at 1:35 pmNow you almost have to because if your accused your guilty
10 years ago at 1:44 pmI know a guy that used to sneakily record the girl saying yes, she wanted to on his phone. We all that that was the strangest thing until that sneaky bastard used those invaluable recordings as concrete evidence of his innocence when he was accused….
10 years ago at 1:59 pmShe chased more pussy than Bill.
10 years ago at 1:36 pmI can only speculate that Killary has a wood chipper for a vag
10 years ago at 1:52 pm“Whoops wrong hole” to test the waters
10 years ago at 1:52 pmIt’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission
10 years ago at 2:03 pmYeah, because asking forgiveness for ruining your Fraternity’s good name and good standing after being accused of statutory rape is such a TFM.
10 years ago at 2:05 pmShe 12 I 12
10 years ago at 2:37 pmYou guys are a mess.
10 years ago at 7:32 pm‘Yeah well I fucked Miss Arkansas’ still is pretty good scoreboard material.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmIf you lived in Arkansas you probably wouldn’t be saying that.
10 years ago at 7:35 pmShe (Hillary) probably had a say in this to make her appeal to a more liberal crowd for her campaign. That by saying she was more attractive to people of her same gender, she can try to reverse her “anti-gay” past and gain the support of more liber-tards. Fuck that sneaky bitch. (Just a theory)
10 years ago at 2:09 pmI just think she has a deep rooted hatred of men and a huge ego. She stayed with bill for his power (talk about a strong independent women) and fucks women cause she hates men. When liberals accuse the right of denying science bring up the studies that indicate that almost all gay men outside of jail who are gay were born that way, but many women become gay as a result of bias against men. No but for real no man should vote for her or else it will be illegal to have a penis
10 years ago at 5:24 pmMany women become gay because we encourage them to kiss at bars.
10 years ago at 4:26 am“I need affirmative consent. I need you to say ‘yes, you may take me upstairs and crush my pussy at this time.'” – Bill Clinton. PCM.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmI read that in my head as if Bill was saying it and got a good chuckle
10 years ago at 5:11 pm“and initial here.”
10 years ago at 9:01 am