One Of Bill Clinton’s Mistresses Opens Up On Banging Slick Willy, Claims Hillary Is A Carpet Muncher

Sally Miller was formerly Miss Arkansas. More importantly, she’s the woman who revealed that she and Bill Clinton were having an affair when he was named the democratic nominee for president in 1992. Sally is now prepared to reveal everything about their 1983 love affair in a new book.
She sat down with Daily Mail to talk about sex, drugs, and the Clintons.
Firstly, Bill didn’t mind telling me that Hillary doesn’t like sex.
I take him at his word and he told me she liked females more than men. She was the child of a more progressive community. She was exposed to all the liberals, she was a flower child.
Hillary does drugs too, that’s the only time that she would entertain the idea – again, this is what Bill told me.
So Hildawg prefers fish to sausage, eh? Can’t really say I didn’t see that coming. I mean, she did stay with Bill after the Miller and Lewinsky affairs. Can only imagine that was because she was just using him for power and not penis.
Sally also opened up on sex with Bill.
“It wasn’t that memorable. It was no big deal – think about that,” chuckled Miller. “That’s probably why he didn’t have any confidence as a lover.”
“He reminded me of a what a little boy would say to his momma. ‘Is it OK if I put my hand there? Can I touch you here?’ I’ve always preferred younger men but I’ve never had one who asked permission.”
Never pegged Bill as a passive guy in bed. He always struck me as the type of dude to try and pull off butt stuff with the “whoops wrong hole” excuse..
[via Daily Mail]
It’s hard to have sex with a snuke in your snizz
10 years ago at 2:46 pmIt’s been rumored for a while that huma (Anthony wieners wife) is her lover. Also Lindsey graham is closeted.
10 years ago at 3:46 pmAyyyyy
10 years ago at 4:54 pmUsing the whoops wrong hole excuse TFM
10 years ago at 5:20 pmEveryone had a good laugh at this at our weekly meeting today.
10 years ago at 6:22 pmHillary can go get a dike haircut stupid cunt
10 years ago at 7:30 pmshould’ve made this comment before she already had one
10 years ago at 2:23 am