Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 81
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
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11 years ago at 8:00 am“Breiona” = huge red flag.
11 years ago at 8:06 amLive a little.
11 years ago at 10:58 am5 inches is on the “smallish side”?!?!?!
11 years ago at 8:12 amIf so i’m fucked
11 years ago at 8:18 amMaybe she just has a huge meat pocket
11 years ago at 8:35 amBeef canoe.
11 years ago at 1:30 pmSomebody get Randy Marsh on the phone and have him explain that equation for relative size
11 years ago at 2:01 pmJulia gets it. You can never be too late on buttstuff.
11 years ago at 8:26 amThis works on multiple levels. #deep.
11 years ago at 8:39 amDeVry, you are doing the Lord’s work every time you post a “get this on TFM and we’ll bang deal” tinder interaction.
11 years ago at 8:39 amIf I’ve learned anything, it’s women always respond to “buttstuff”
11 years ago at 8:41 amWho would’ve guessed a girl named Harriet would be a prude?
11 years ago at 10:47 amAthena goddess of wisdom born out of Zeus’ noggin. Come on man google exists.
11 years ago at 12:06 pm#GuyFieriStuff2016
11 years ago at 11:16 pm