Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 81
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. #BUTTSTUFF2016
anu
#NAMEGAGS2016
arune
The elusive masturbation live-Tinder. Splendid.
ashley
I actually think there’s a pretty decent chance some girls will believe that lie. It’s just crazy enough to work.
athena
Dude’s an open book.

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breiona
I’m not sure they could’ve used any fewer words.
ciera
A+ date night.
elizabeth
Chicks dig badboys.
erin
Strawberries served the right way are most definitely a TFM.
harriet
That was a terrible poem, Harriet.
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      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Somebody get Randy Marsh on the phone and have him explain that equation for relative size

        9 years ago at 2:01 pm
  6. EQK

    DeVry, you are doing the Lord’s work every time you post a “get this on TFM and we’ll bang deal” tinder interaction.

    9 years ago at 8:39 am
  7. YachtsNThots

    If I’ve learned anything, it’s women always respond to “buttstuff”

    9 years ago at 8:41 am
  9. ijustcameheretofrat

    Athena goddess of wisdom born out of Zeus’ noggin. Come on man google exists.

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm