Scottish Brewery Rejects Request To Host Party With Must-Read Letter
10 years ago

A Scottish bloke wrote a letter to Scotland’s Tennent Caledonian brewery inquiring about using their famous Wellpark Brewery to host a “giant sesh.” He was rejected in hilarious fashion.

I don’t have the original letter from Smiddy and the boys, but I’m not sure it’s all that necessary. The rejection response from their Head of Public Relations makes it pretty clear that they were primed to throw the chillest throwdown in UK history to honor that time Deano pumped that dude’s wife. That is just so Deano.

The letter is below. Just a few sound as fuck mates looking to have a good time.

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I don’t know what it means to get “wined and lined,” but I’m so into it.

P.S. “A bevvy’s a bevvy” is so smooth holy shit.

  2. 3_and_Stoudt

    “Wined and lined” means buying her drinks and lines of blow you ignorant ass

    10 years ago at 9:48 pm
  8. Genny DK

    He just forgot the s she loves to get wined and lines. This wee sister knows how to party

    10 years ago at 11:59 pm
  9. Pamelasatterfield1966

    That’s a bold faced lie from the pit of hell the only ban us drinking on the sand of panama city Beach and bars close a hour early you people dont have a fucking clue of what you are talking about and you better change this shit before you are also sued along with city counsil sovfuck what u heard lets make pcb the wildest spring break ever I’ve been here twenty years

    10 years ago at 8:16 am
  10. Pamelasatterfield1966

    That’s a bold faced lie from the pit of hell the only ban us drinking on the sand of panama city Beach and bars close a hour early you people dont have a fucking clue of what you are talking about and you better change this shit before you are also sued along with city counsil sovfuck what u heard lets make pcb the wildest spring break e

    10 years ago at 8:18 am