Scottish Brewery Rejects Request To Host Party With Must-Read Letter
A Scottish bloke wrote a letter to Scotland’s Tennent Caledonian brewery inquiring about using their famous Wellpark Brewery to host a “giant sesh.” He was rejected in hilarious fashion.
I don’t have the original letter from Smiddy and the boys, but I’m not sure it’s all that necessary. The rejection response from their Head of Public Relations makes it pretty clear that they were primed to throw the chillest throwdown in UK history to honor that time Deano pumped that dude’s wife. That is just so Deano.
The letter is below. Just a few sound as fuck mates looking to have a good time.

I don’t know what it means to get “wined and lined,” but I’m so into it..
P.S. “A bevvy’s a bevvy” is so smooth holy shit.
“Wined and lined” means buying her drinks and lines of blow you ignorant ass
10 years ago at 9:48 pmFuck I bet you party. You party, don’t you?
10 years ago at 9:52 pmUse some common sense champ, it wasn’t that hard to figure out
10 years ago at 9:56 pmDid you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
10 years ago at 10:15 pmI also bet Urban Dictionary is his homepage.
10 years ago at 11:10 pmSmiddy pulls
10 years ago at 9:53 pmSup Dorno when are we playing golf?
10 years ago at 10:08 pmliterally never
10 years ago at 10:29 amCoatbridge and Airdrie are for geeds
10 years ago at 10:11 pmGetting the burds game as fuck – TFM
10 years ago at 10:13 pmLines and porcupines theme?
10 years ago at 10:42 pmHe just forgot the s she loves to get wined and lines. This wee sister knows how to party
10 years ago at 11:59 pmThat’s a bold faced lie from the pit of hell the only ban us drinking on the sand of panama city Beach and bars close a hour early you people dont have a fucking clue of what you are talking about and you better change this shit before you are also sued along with city counsil sovfuck what u heard lets make pcb the wildest spring break ever I’ve been here twenty years
10 years ago at 8:16 amYou are the worst.
10 years ago at 2:55 pmThat’s a bold faced lie from the pit of hell the only ban us drinking on the sand of panama city Beach and bars close a hour early you people dont have a fucking clue of what you are talking about and you better change this shit before you are also sued along with city counsil sovfuck what u heard lets make pcb the wildest spring break e
10 years ago at 8:18 am