UCLA QB Josh Rosen Replaces Dorm Room Hot Tub With Ping Pong Table
Josh Rosen’s college life thus far has simply consisted of one power move after another. As some may recall, merely two months into his freshman year of college, the UCLA quarterback decided to spice up his dorm room a bit by boldly installing an inflatable hot tub in the center of it. Unfortunately for Josh, UCLA’s housing policy does not approve of such dorm accessories and he was forced to remove the hot tub, however, the 19-year-old is back at it again, this time with a full-sized ping pong table.
Rosen chose to show off his new toy to the world via an Instagram post which is ever so cleverly captioned, “They said I couldn’t have a hot tub…” While a ping pong table may not carry the same allure as a hot tub, it is still decidedly awesome. Oh and what else accompanies the pong table in Rosen’s room? Only a mini basketball hoop, pictures of the Beatles, and a giant beer poster.
Along with quarterbacking the Bruins, it appears as though Rosen has also shouldered the burden of just continually giving a giant middle finger to every housing policy that exists at the school. While the fate of the ping pong table is still unforeseen at this point, major props to the freshman for persevering through the hardship of having his hot tub confiscated and refusing to back down..
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10 years ago at 9:40 amPlus he died
10 years ago at 9:40 amNo he didn’t
10 years ago at 9:41 amWe can dream that he just floated forever
10 years ago at 9:43 am11 post in one article zinkyslinky? That’s 10 too many!
10 years ago at 9:52 amHahahhahahaha
10 years ago at 9:58 amPlease stop
10 years ago at 10:33 amOk
10 years ago at 10:52 amWhat a shame. Back in my day we were getting so much action we didn’t have room for shit like this. To each his own.
10 years ago at 9:17 amTry less
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10 years ago at 9:20 am100% virgin
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10 years ago at 9:32 amI don’t think trump would hang out with a virgin
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10 years ago at 9:42 amMr. Zinky I think you’ve reached your input limit for the day
10 years ago at 10:18 amFalse
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10 years ago at 11:09 amHaha now that’s hilarious
10 years ago at 11:45 amPing pong. So subversive.
10 years ago at 9:25 amFuck this guy it’s not enough that he’s a great athlete and probably has a huge wiener
10 years ago at 9:27 amNot all of us can afford nice things like this ping pong table
10 years ago at 9:28 amIn college? In a dorm?
10 years ago at 9:33 amAnyone wanna take bets on whether the NCAA investigates where the table came from?
10 years ago at 9:33 amNo that’s a dumb idea
10 years ago at 9:33 amYour parents having sex without a form of BC was a dumb idea
10 years ago at 10:03 amZing!
10 years ago at 10:52 amMaybe he is getting ready to trade in football for professional ping pong
10 years ago at 9:31 amNothing like cracking open a beer and playing ping pong. TFM
10 years ago at 9:38 amWe need someone like Rosen running Mizzou.
10 years ago at 10:36 amGlad I can be up-to-date on these hot button topics.
10 years ago at 11:01 amNot going to be that guy. But there’s a Star of David on the back wall. But keep up the good work Josh Rosenstein
10 years ago at 2:55 pmWhenever I need a confidence boost I will return to this comment section.
10 years ago at 3:43 pm