UCLA QB Josh Rosen Replaces Dorm Room Hot Tub With Ping Pong Table

Josh Rosen’s college life thus far has simply consisted of one power move after another. As some may recall, merely two months into his freshman year of college, the UCLA quarterback decided to spice up his dorm room a bit by boldly installing an inflatable hot tub in the center of it. Unfortunately for Josh, UCLA’s housing policy does not approve of such dorm accessories and he was forced to remove the hot tub, however, the 19-year-old is back at it again, this time with a full-sized ping pong table.

A photo posted by Josh Rosen (@josh3rosen) on

Rosen chose to show off his new toy to the world via an Instagram post which is ever so cleverly captioned, “They said I couldn’t have a hot tub…” While a ping pong table may not carry the same allure as a hot tub, it is still decidedly awesome. Oh and what else accompanies the pong table in Rosen’s room? Only a mini basketball hoop, pictures of the Beatles, and a giant beer poster.

Along with quarterbacking the Bruins, it appears as though Rosen has also shouldered the burden of just continually giving a giant middle finger to every housing policy that exists at the school. While the fate of the ping pong table is still unforeseen at this point, major props to the freshman for persevering through the hardship of having his hot tub confiscated and refusing to back down.

  1. Zinkyslinky

    What a shame. Back in my day we were getting so much action we didn’t have room for shit like this. To each his own.

    10 years ago at 9:17 am
    1. Zinkyslinky

      Trump and I use to invite the ladies over to party all the time. He got all the girls but I was just happy to be there

      10 years ago at 9:32 am
      1. Zinkyslinky

        Actually he would. More girls for him even though he doesn’t need the help. I use to hold doors open for the man. Nice guy

        10 years ago at 9:42 am
      2. DonaldTrumpsConscious

        I never hung out with this SHMUCK named zinkyslinky or any of his virgin friends

        10 years ago at 11:09 am
  2. steveholtlikescock69

    Fuck this guy it’s not enough that he’s a great athlete and probably has a huge wiener

    10 years ago at 9:27 am
      1. ThePatternIsFull

        Anyone wanna take bets on whether the NCAA investigates where the table came from?

        10 years ago at 9:33 am
  3. Jake Lowe

    Not going to be that guy. But there’s a Star of David on the back wall. But keep up the good work Josh Rosenstein

    10 years ago at 2:55 pm