Let’s Take A Look At All The Crazy Spring Break Action Going On At PCB Right Now

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It’s week one of spring break and some of you crazy, college kids are blowing off all the pent-up frustration from class by drinking yourr faces off and having dirty, unprotected sex with each other — all the ingredients for a great time. How’s it looking at PCB as the first week is drawing to a close?

It's Week ONE of Spring Break in Panama City Beach. This picture begs the question: Where are the Spring Breakers?

Posted by WECP-TV on Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Ohhhh. Not good. It’s a goddamn ghost town out there. I haven’t seen PCB that deserted since Hurricane Opal ripped through. The city’s tourist economy has to be tanking, right? No way that their plea for more families instead of rowdy college kids is going to attract more families. When you’re a family and you’re looking for a beach, you go to Seaside, not PCB. PCB is forever unclean.

In all fairness, only two real schools are on spring break this week: Florida and Michigan. Maybe things will start to pick up in the coming weeks.

[via WJHG]

  1. Keep It Buttery

    This post reminds me of a quote by Abraham Lincoln. “Ain’t nothin’ like black pussy on my dick.”

    10 years ago at 3:46 pm
  2. white_mj

    considering PCB made it illegal to drink on the beach during the month of march…..this isnt surprising

    10 years ago at 3:46 pm
    1. KimballTheInsuranceMan

      Obviously we all clicked on this article already knowing that information

      10 years ago at 12:15 am
  3. SwearToDrunkImNotGod

    Looks like TFM advertising it as a top destination really worked out.

    10 years ago at 3:55 pm
  4. StockWithFrock

    Woo yeah UF SB2K16 turnup by ourselves fuck everyone else we don’t need ya

    10 years ago at 4:02 pm
  5. bourboncountry

    I dont care what anybody says im happy i got to experience PCB in its glory days.

    10 years ago at 4:34 pm
    1. RollTau1920

      My teacher asked me what’s the capital of North Carolina, I said Washington D.C.

      Bingo.

      10 years ago at 5:13 am
    1. State Street Steve

      The locals at Gulf Shores are starting to get the same way unfortunately. I wouldn’t be surprised if they try and shut down their city as well in the next year or 2.

      10 years ago at 5:42 pm