Let’s Take A Look At The Other Manziel, His Hot Sister

Money Manziel has been making the news as of late for all kinds of things. Domestic violence. Partying. Making it rain on strippers. Porking this hot FSU girl. I think it’s time we take Johnny out of the spotlight for his sake and focus it on someone else. How about his younger sister, Meri?

Last night at the LA Kings game, Manziel was spotted with a mystery brunette. Turns out, it was his sister. So, of course, I had to do some digging because that’s how dedicated I am to content. What I found didn’t really shock me that she is kind of a babe. She’s from a rich family. Rich families produce far superior offspring. Everyone knows that.

Meri just turned 20 according to my sources. I also found a 2012 article that said she was in her junior year of high school which would confirm those rumors that she just turned 20. The Manziel’s have themselves quite the gene pool between their dad and his oil money, Johnny and his football/drinking skills, and the younger daughter being good looking. I’d probably wife her up. Just sayin’.

    1. Strong F. Kennedy

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      wait I’m not done

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      10 years ago at 2:38 pm
  1. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

    She looks like the kinda girl that would be down with trying a finger in the butt but would make you stop cause your thumb wasn’t aerodynamic enough for her immaculate log cutter.

    10 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      The problem with rich chicks is sometimes the money gives them self-esteem

      10 years ago at 5:15 pm
      1. ChiODarling

        Well i’m rich. And tbh my self-esteem is pretty much on par with that of your average whipped Jewish husband. Fake tits however are trash af. Having daddy issues doesn’t necessarily cause one to aspire for the white trash look.

        10 years ago at 2:18 pm