Let’s Take A Look At The Other Manziel, His Hot Sister

Money Manziel has been making the news as of late for all kinds of things. Domestic violence. Partying. Making it rain on strippers. Porking this hot FSU girl. I think it’s time we take Johnny out of the spotlight for his sake and focus it on someone else. How about his younger sister, Meri?

Last night at the LA Kings game, Manziel was spotted with a mystery brunette. Turns out, it was his sister. So, of course, I had to do some digging because that’s how dedicated I am to content. What I found didn’t really shock me that she is kind of a babe. She’s from a rich family. Rich families produce far superior offspring. Everyone knows that.

Meri just turned 20 according to my sources. I also found a 2012 article that said she was in her junior year of high school which would confirm those rumors that she just turned 20. The Manziel’s have themselves quite the gene pool between their dad and his oil money, Johnny and his football/drinking skills, and the younger daughter being good looking. I’d probably wife her up. Just sayin’.

  1. The Dukes

    Would bang, finish on chest and promptly walk out of the room doing the “money” gesture.

    10 years ago at 3:58 pm
  2. 21st Century Goose

    I’d spend two years on the Browns roster just to go on a family vacation with her

    10 years ago at 4:53 pm
  3. Cottonmouth

    Living in Charleston must have ruined me because I barely even want to wack it to this girl. I mean obviously I will because shirking one’s duties is NF but it will barely rank in my top 5 wack-seshes of today.

    10 years ago at 5:04 pm
  4. James K. Brolk

    I’d wife that because she’ll be sole heir to the family fortune when Johnny kills himself.

    10 years ago at 9:03 am
      1. rdb1229

        hey southern hoss, why dont you hop on your hog take a few laps and then try to jump the grand canyon. not only was it a dumb comment, but your name may be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

        10 years ago at 1:19 pm