Former Ohio State QB Troy Smith Tries To Get Out Of DUI Arrest By Saying He Went To OSU
Early Sunday morning, former Heisman winner Troy Smith was arrested for driving drunk and possession of marijuana. Video of his arrest has surfaced, and it involves him messing up the classic “Do you know who I am?” line.
How bad did he fuck that one up? You knew it was all downhill from the moment he introduced himself with “I’m officer.” Probably didn’t help when he went on to say that he got his degree in bachelor’s and that he could recite the alphabet from A to Z when the officer wanted C to W.
At least he tried to hint to the officer that he went to Ohio State and he was Troy Smith in hopes the officer was a die-hard Buckeye fan. In all honesty, I’m surprised it didn’t work for him, being a famous athlete in Ohio and all. 9/10 times it works for them. It’s just that one time that really fucks you..
Sounds like an OSU student
9 years ago at 10:27 amProbably because he was, in fact, an OSU student? Top-level detective work there, bud.
9 years ago at 11:52 amDrunk driving. NF.
9 years ago at 10:28 amDo you really blame him though
9 years ago at 10:28 amProbably didn’t get off because he forgot the “The” at the beginning.
9 years ago at 10:30 amThey’d let Cris Carter off
9 years ago at 10:42 amHe’s been sober for 20 years lol
9 years ago at 2:52 pm“Do you know who I am?” TVinceYoungM
9 years ago at 10:46 amIt’s pretty standard to, after hearing someone graduated from Ohio state, ask if they know the alphabet.
9 years ago at 10:50 amAnd he got all the way to I. That qualifies him for a Masters degree at OSU.
9 years ago at 11:05 amThere should be a statute that punishes people for going to that shit hole school…
9 years ago at 11:40 am“I got a degree in bachelor’s” That’s awesome…I mean, officer.
9 years ago at 12:26 pmGo bucks
9 years ago at 4:32 pm