Former Ohio State QB Troy Smith Tries To Get Out Of DUI Arrest By Saying He Went To OSU

Troy Smith DUI

Early Sunday morning, former Heisman winner Troy Smith was arrested for driving drunk and possession of marijuana. Video of his arrest has surfaced, and it involves him messing up the classic “Do you know who I am?” line.

How bad did he fuck that one up? You knew it was all downhill from the moment he introduced himself with “I’m officer.” Probably didn’t help when he went on to say that he got his degree in bachelor’s and that he could recite the alphabet from A to Z when the officer wanted C to W.

At least he tried to hint to the officer that he went to Ohio State and he was Troy Smith in hopes the officer was a die-hard Buckeye fan. In all honesty, I’m surprised it didn’t work for him, being a famous athlete in Ohio and all. 9/10 times it works for them. It’s just that one time that really fucks you.

    1. DavidFrattenborough

      Probably because he was, in fact, an OSU student? Top-level detective work there, bud.

      8 years ago at 11:52 am
  1. maroonandgold

    Probably didn’t get off because he forgot the “The” at the beginning.

    8 years ago at 10:30 am
  2. unkle

    It’s pretty standard to, after hearing someone graduated from Ohio state, ask if they know the alphabet.

    8 years ago at 10:50 am
    1. Henry_Eighth

      And he got all the way to I. That qualifies him for a Masters degree at OSU.

      8 years ago at 11:05 am
  3. AUwombBroom

    There should be a statute that punishes people for going to that shit hole school…

    8 years ago at 11:40 am
  4. Coolnamewastaken

    “I got a degree in bachelor’s” That’s awesome…I mean, officer.

    8 years ago at 12:26 pm