Michigan Running Back Gets Trucked By Forklift During Practice

If you thought you were having a shitty day, Michigan running back Drake Johnson got run over by a forklift this morning. I’m not kidding. Johnson, a 5th-year senior coming off of an ACL injury, and also a member of Michigan’s track team, was apparently stretching with his headphones on when the forklift (which supposedly “had something obstruct its vision”) struck him.
Guy said Johnson was "stretching with headphones and the forklift had something on it that was blocking their vision." #Michigan
— Derick Hutchinson (@Derick_Hutch) April 14, 2016
Johnson, who is expected to play a major role in the Michigan offense this season behind lead tailback Deveon Smith, is reportedly “ok,” taking to Twitter with a cryptic message thanking God, but in no way mentioning the incident directly.
All I can say is thank god.
— Drake Johnson (@DRAKEington) April 13, 2016
While Johnson’s inability to notice a two ton machine bearing down on him is both odd, and an extremely impressive endorsement of the “noise cancellation” of whatever brand headphones he uses (I’d guess Beats like all other athletes), the forklift driver may have a bit more difficult of an explanation on his hands.
Jim Harbaugh, likely busy “rough housing” with underage boys, has not yet commented. It is unclear at this point the extent of Johnson’s injuries, or what affect this will have on his final season for the Maize & Blue, who are expected to begin the season ranked in the top 5 nationally.
I see kids almost walk in front of moving cars on an almost daily basis, but a forklift? That’s a new one..
Image via YouTube/MLive
If they make another NCAA Game this dude’s “Awareness” rating is going to be a solid -2. Read the field, Johnson!
10 years ago at 3:45 pmWe can only hope and pray for that game
10 years ago at 4:21 pmSo the same way getting “trucked” is used, getting “forklifted” can now be a thing.
10 years ago at 3:46 pmMy Grandma got trucked by a reindeer!
10 years ago at 3:53 pmI think I saw that one on the Hub.
10 years ago at 4:00 pmIf you can dodge a forklift, you can dodge a defensive player.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmThis comment gave me AIDS. And not the cool kind like Magic had.
10 years ago at 4:43 pmYou never played football did you champ?
10 years ago at 4:45 pmHow the hell does this happen?
10 years ago at 4:07 pmBeats are a disgrace to high quality headphones, they are the tofu of foods. I know a lot of you are gonna disagree with me but just know that you are wrong and I hate as much as vegans.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmI’ll shove a pair of beats so far up your ass, you’ll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces shit.
10 years ago at 4:32 pm100% chance Saban had something to do with this.
10 years ago at 4:59 pmBro do you even work here?
10 years ago at 5:33 pmHarbaugh stated that it “was a miracle, right up there with Easter” that Johnson wasn’t injured worse. Strong take imo.
10 years ago at 10:30 pmMust have been one wild CAT.
10 years ago at 10:41 am