Michigan Running Back Gets Trucked By Forklift During Practice

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If you thought you were having a shitty day, Michigan running back Drake Johnson got run over by a forklift this morning. I’m not kidding. Johnson, a 5th-year senior coming off of an ACL injury, and also a member of Michigan’s track team, was apparently stretching with his headphones on when the forklift (which supposedly “had something obstruct its vision”) struck him.

Johnson, who is expected to play a major role in the Michigan offense this season behind lead tailback Deveon Smith, is reportedly “ok,” taking to Twitter with a cryptic message thanking God, but in no way mentioning the incident directly.

While Johnson’s inability to notice a two ton machine bearing down on him is both odd, and an extremely impressive endorsement of the “noise cancellation” of whatever brand headphones he uses (I’d guess Beats like all other athletes), the forklift driver may have a bit more difficult of an explanation on his hands.

Jim Harbaugh, likely busy “rough housing” with underage boys, has not yet commented. It is unclear at this point the extent of Johnson’s injuries, or what affect this will have on his final season for the Maize & Blue, who are expected to begin the season ranked in the top 5 nationally.

I see kids almost walk in front of moving cars on an almost daily basis, but a forklift? That’s a new one.

Image via YouTube/MLive

  1. Karl Karlson

    If they make another NCAA Game this dude’s “Awareness” rating is going to be a solid -2. Read the field, Johnson!

    10 years ago at 3:45 pm
  2. Keep It Buttery

    So the same way getting “trucked” is used, getting “forklifted” can now be a thing.

    10 years ago at 3:46 pm
  3. Theta High

    Beats are a disgrace to high quality headphones, they are the tofu of foods. I know a lot of you are gonna disagree with me but just know that you are wrong and I hate as much as vegans.

    10 years ago at 4:17 pm
    1. JosephBluePulaski

      I’ll shove a pair of beats so far up your ass, you’ll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces shit.

      10 years ago at 4:32 pm
  4. ijustcameheretofrat

    Harbaugh stated that it “was a miracle, right up there with Easter” that Johnson wasn’t injured worse. Strong take imo.

    10 years ago at 10:30 pm