Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 95

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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adrienne
It’s a never-ending loop.
ashley
Dude just Terry Schiavo’d her ass.
brooke
That just means you’ve met the one.
caroline
GOOD THIGHS NEVER FELT SO GOOD!
dora
#NAMEGAGS2016

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elizabeth
Yeah, Liz.
gabriella
Harsh…
jake
If Tinder pickup lines were honest.
katy
Applebee’s is fucking dope, Katy. You’re missing out. Bitch.
lauren
So close.
  1. beanfickersupreme

    The only reason I come back here. TGDAG is the only reason I visit Grandex sites anyways nowadays.

    9 years ago at 8:15 am
      1. beanfickersupreme

        That’s true. It actually has a lot of quality shit for us old people.

        9 years ago at 9:58 am
  2. Shut up Meg

    SweetCarolinestuff2k16 that man better have at least gotten to hands touching hands

    9 years ago at 8:22 am
  3. Toon Squad

    Big ups to the guy who sent in the Dora line. I’m never laughed so hard at this site in my life.

    9 years ago at 9:33 am
  4. BrohanBrohan

    Don’t fuck around with Cthulhu. You don’t know what you’re getting into.

    9 years ago at 10:06 am
  5. Phil Layshio

    Definitely thought Malia and Manisha was the same conversation at first. But hey it works either way

    9 years ago at 1:35 pm