Texas Greek Life Bands Together To Support Tiny, The Man Who Runs Security For Every UT Fraternity Party

The Security Guy Who Runs Company Who Does Security For Every UT Party Needs Our Help

This is one of those feel-good stories about students taking care of one of their own.

The security crew for your fraternity parties is one that you get close with. They make sure things go smoothly and help you avoid dealing with the police on any given party night. They become your best friends who you never hang out with.

Richard “Tiny” Clinton is a legendary security guy at the University of Texas, as he runs the company that provides security for all of the fraternity parties. His company has been the linchpin of UT’s Greek party scene since at least the 90s. He even has dabbled down in Bobcat land at Texas State University.

Tiny and all of the security guys were great at their jobs, made everyone feel safe, and the girls could count on them if needed. When I asked my roommate, who was a Texas Delt, about Tiny and how great of a job he and his crew did, he responded, “Couldn’t put a fake past that crew” before telling a very related story of his only interaction with Tiny. He said Tiny wouldn’t give him a wristband because his fake was terrible, so he got a girl he knew to give him hers and then had her go get a new wristband. Ten minutes later, Tiny was behind him with a game respects game smirk on his face — but he still took his wristband.

Unfortunately, Tiny has been diagnosed with stage 3 pancreatic cancer. Rather than sit around and watch their beloved Tiny battle through this on his own, however, members of Texas Greek life banded together to show their support for the man who has their back every weekend. Tiny does not have medical insurance, so his medical bills are through the roof. A GoFundMe was started to raise money to support him, though, and the response has been overwhelming.

As it stands right now, they’ve raised over $10K in a little under two hours, and a lot of that has to do with the UT Greeks sharing the page. Good to see them looking out for a man who has looked out for them so many times. Here’s hoping that Tiny can battle through this.

If you’d like to donate, click here.

Image via GoFundMe

  1. MuscleyArms

    Pancreatic cancer is a very unfavorable diagnosis. Sending prayers out this guy and hope he can somehow pull through.

    10 years ago at 2:39 pm
      1. IglooButts

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        10 years ago at 5:13 pm
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        Its not often that I read a comment that makes me actually laugh out loud. Well done.

        10 years ago at 5:47 pm
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      10 years ago at 10:01 am
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        10 years ago at 11:16 am
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  2. Big_Ern

    Prayers to him and his family. Lost my father to pancreatic cancer, it is truly an awful disease. I hope he can get the care that he needs.

    10 years ago at 2:45 pm
  3. Nothereforsailboats

    If account doesn’t get balled now, then I have no idea what the tech guy/paedodorn does all day. Dorm doesn’t write articles anymore, and the tech guy has nothing to do now besides sit around and delete comments anyway.

    And good vibes and prayers to Tiny and his family, fuck cancer.

    10 years ago at 3:06 pm
  4. Rebuttals

    I hope everything works out for you Tiny Tim. On another note. Intern Sydney, you’re not as hot as you think you are. And your stupid sarcastic comments aren’t funny.

    10 years ago at 3:12 pm
  5. Steven Fratkos

    Not to take away from this article, but since furher Dorn took away the comment section on intern Sheena’s column:
    Why do you think you’re so good to be bashing military guys in the last question? Pretty gutless sheena

    10 years ago at 3:13 pm
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    1. Are You Kidding Me

      Dorn had a choice to make between his customer or an unpaid intern who is so fucking bitter that she melts douche nozzles upon insertion. He has made his choice.

      10 years ago at 2:44 pm
  6. Doctor Franzia

    One of our guys got smashed in the teeth with a round bike lock at a party. After we destroyed the drunk asshole who did it, we brought the guy an Xbox when he went in for dental surgery (he lost most of em)

    10 years ago at 4:44 pm
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    10 years ago at 6:13 pm
      1. GeebsNotGeeds

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        10 years ago at 7:24 pm
    1. GreekLaw

      A story about Greeks doing something good is garbage? I think someone takes themselves too seriously.

      10 years ago at 4:41 pm