TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

These guys need to check their athlete privilege.
These guys need to check their athlete privilege.
I could see this as an Onion headline.
I could see this as an Onion headline.
Hey now, it's still fun to see science make common knowledge official.
Hey now, it’s still fun to see science make common knowledge official.
Hey man, if we could hold down advertisers AND show nips, this site would become straight up pornographic.
Hey man, if we could hold down advertisers AND show nips, this site would become straight up pornographic.
She'll be eating meat soon enough.
She’ll be eating meat soon enough.
Damn, y'all got real high brow on this one.
Damn, y’all got real high brow on this one.

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I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint with the diving puns.
I knew you guys wouldn’t disappoint with the diving puns.
*Recites fake address in head right before handing ID to bouncer*
*Recites fake address in head right before handing ID to bouncer*
Some kids are advanced for their age.
Some kids are advanced for their age.
    1. GeebsNotGeeds

      I’m not sure about the details of what your father did, but whatever layer of hell he’s burning in I want to send him a thank you letter.

      10 years ago at 2:59 am
    2. MrSolerPower

      How about we cut the bullshit and post your snapchat so we can judge your book job properly

      10 years ago at 8:45 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Her Book Job and Your Book Worm 😉 Never happen. Sorry 🙁 just wanted to make the book worm joke.

        I’m sure she’s a classy lady with clearly a good sense of humor, no need for unpleasantries. Thought the respectful request for her snapchat is perfectly valid.

        10 years ago at 11:36 am
  1. SharkWeekTFM

    People respond more positively when you use their name more in conversation. It made me feel special, at least. And I couldn’t use lotion (for any of its purposes) even if I wanted to (I do).

    10 years ago at 6:25 am
  2. MichaelBurry

    Since you posted this around 2am EST do we get screwed and not get another one for more than a week again?

    10 years ago at 7:24 am