FAIL FRIDAY: Down In The Dumps
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Wish I could fucking time travel so I could go back in fucking time so I could beat the shit out of Tim Riggins’s dad for not being there for him more as a kid! TFM.
It’s just a TV show, man. Tim isn’t real.
Was banging my sister when she said, “You fuck just like dad.” I said, “Huh, mom said the same thing.” TFM.
Keeping it in the family. TFM.
Practicing shotgunning beers alone to impress your degenerate brothers. TFM.
Practice makes perfect.
Getting a DUI while you valet cars at a restaurant. TFM.
Not sure, but you may have a drinking problem.
Skipping Spring Break with the bros to stay home and draw action photos of #33 for the Dillon Panthers. TFM.
This Tim Riggins superfan is starting to bug me.
Dear intern, my girlfriend just dumped me. We were dating for a year and some change and I loved that bitch. Today, she dumped me. I fucking blame you and everything you stand for you spineless fuck you fucking did this to me. TFM.
Nah player you did that shit to yourself.
Knowing that Tim Riggins will be in Chicago this weekend haha. TFM.
God damn it dude go to a Friday Night Lights fan site or something.
When your you stood by your ex’s fraternity all through their probation period and then he dumps you. I feel like listening to Drake and shit because I just got fucked over so hard. I missed parties for nothing. TFM.
Having feelings is for geeds.
Collecting samples of the pledges’ baby gravy to make sure they all have a healthy sperm count. TFM.
It’s important to know that your pledges can keep breed.
Dad told me there’s one man in everyone’s life that changes everything for him. Will Smith was the guy for my dad, and I was fully confident when I looked him in the eye and told him that Tim Riggins was the one for me. TFM.
Son of a bitch.
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Just in time for my afternoon poop.
9 years ago at 1:17 pmFor once you didn’t fuck this up
9 years ago at 1:19 pmHe always fucks up. Always.
9 years ago at 1:34 pmI don’t give a shit what any of you say, getting a DUI while you valet cars at a restaurant is definitely a TFM.
9 years ago at 1:20 pmGetting fired, going to jail, and 10k in fines and legal fees is so frat!
9 years ago at 1:22 pmThat’s what lawyers are for
9 years ago at 1:32 pmI mean I mentioned legal fees, so yeah…
9 years ago at 1:54 pm*dads who are lawyers
9 years ago at 1:57 pmDon’t drop the soap; Bubba is watching.
9 years ago at 1:26 pmVandy conservative is a up tight bitch
9 years ago at 2:22 pmAn*
9 years ago at 3:29 pmYou take yourself and your opinions very seriously.
9 years ago at 5:18 pmWe get it, you don’t like me. That’s cool man
9 years ago at 5:48 pmI’m not the only one who is tired of your pompous arrogance.
9 years ago at 6:44 amI think you’re alright, Vandy
9 years ago at 12:56 pmNothing about drinking and driving is frat
9 years ago at 6:29 pmSeriously, someone texting might hit you and they’ll put the blame on you.
9 years ago at 8:03 pmI mean I would drink excessively if my job was valeting cars
9 years ago at 11:19 pmYou bring shame to all the fighting men of this country. How dare you besmirch the good name of Gen. Pershing
9 years ago at 1:58 amI won’t be satisfied with Fail Friday until you post one of intern squidley’s Q&A’s as a fail.
9 years ago at 1:21 pm#freestrong
9 years ago at 4:28 amKid in the weight room looks like he just shit himself on a date
9 years ago at 1:22 pmI’d also bet a ten-spot that there’s no way he benches the 315 he had racked
9 years ago at 1:33 pmI’d bet he racks 315 all the time and roams around getting hyped for 45 minutes only to ask the biggest guy in the gym for a spot so when he does yell 15 time and proceed to have the guy assist lift 225 of it he can feel better about how he was cut from his high school football team sophomore year, his mom left when he was 5 because his dad is a raging alcoholic, and he doesn’t feel like he will ever make anything of his life with his communications degree.
9 years ago at 6:23 pmI think you’re in the ballpark with this analysis
9 years ago at 9:03 pmDoes this come from personal experience?
9 years ago at 12:37 amWorst chaser ever. Fuck you
9 years ago at 1:24 pmOMG is that pussy a Pike?? Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
9 years ago at 1:24 pm100 bucks says Intern sent himself all the Tim Riggins-related quotes
9 years ago at 1:29 pmI think I actually submitted all those after game 7 of the Finals
9 years ago at 1:48 pm1) The chick on the airplane is fucking disgusting 2) The SAE on the bench press needs to die a slow, painful death. With a face like that he has successfully graduated a virgin.
9 years ago at 1:29 pmSomeone’s upset the chick on the airplane is somehow still out of his league
9 years ago at 1:58 pmYou nailed it gumby
9 years ago at 5:34 pmJudging by the large windows, ceiling escape hatch, and metal hand railing along the ceiling, Id venture a guess that it’s actually some sort of public transport, which actually explains a lot about that woman.
9 years ago at 3:21 pmWhat type of fucking airplane looks like that?
9 years ago at 4:04 pmThe captions sucked this week.
9 years ago at 1:30 pmYou spelled “always” wrong
9 years ago at 2:29 pm