FAIL FRIDAY: Down In The Dumps
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Wish I could fucking time travel so I could go back in fucking time so I could beat the shit out of Tim Riggins’s dad for not being there for him more as a kid! TFM.
It’s just a TV show, man. Tim isn’t real.
Was banging my sister when she said, “You fuck just like dad.” I said, “Huh, mom said the same thing.” TFM.
Keeping it in the family. TFM.
Practicing shotgunning beers alone to impress your degenerate brothers. TFM.
Practice makes perfect.
Getting a DUI while you valet cars at a restaurant. TFM.
Not sure, but you may have a drinking problem.
Skipping Spring Break with the bros to stay home and draw action photos of #33 for the Dillon Panthers. TFM.
This Tim Riggins superfan is starting to bug me.
Dear intern, my girlfriend just dumped me. We were dating for a year and some change and I loved that bitch. Today, she dumped me. I fucking blame you and everything you stand for you spineless fuck you fucking did this to me. TFM.
Nah player you did that shit to yourself.
Knowing that Tim Riggins will be in Chicago this weekend haha. TFM.
God damn it dude go to a Friday Night Lights fan site or something.
When your you stood by your ex’s fraternity all through their probation period and then he dumps you. I feel like listening to Drake and shit because I just got fucked over so hard. I missed parties for nothing. TFM.
Having feelings is for geeds.
Collecting samples of the pledges’ baby gravy to make sure they all have a healthy sperm count. TFM.
It’s important to know that your pledges can keep breed.
Dad told me there’s one man in everyone’s life that changes everything for him. Will Smith was the guy for my dad, and I was fully confident when I looked him in the eye and told him that Tim Riggins was the one for me. TFM.
Son of a bitch.
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The guy with the cat around his shoulders looks like he could be a character from Trailer Park Boys
8 years ago at 1:35 pmBubble’s cousin
8 years ago at 1:40 pmOr a deflated Randy
8 years ago at 2:20 pmFrig off
8 years ago at 4:53 pmThe stacking one with the orange cups is impressive.
8 years ago at 1:37 pm#KyleSmithisananimal
8 years ago at 1:38 pmThe 2nd wall fail seems like a Hub scenario.
8 years ago at 1:39 pmIs no one going to mention the size of that phi delt’s fucking forehead??
8 years ago at 1:48 pmJesus fucking Christ I went back and saw it. Holy shit. Nightmare material.
8 years ago at 2:45 pmHe’s got a four head like a drive-in movie theater, but he’s a good ship so we don’t bust his chops too much.
8 years ago at 8:53 pmI have questions about that SAE vid
For the amount of work they put into that CIA video, what could they have possibly expected to get out of that?
Who the fuck looked at this and said “yeah this is awesome let’s share with the world”?
8 years ago at 1:51 pmMy personal favorite was the pelvic thrust. They have three more videos just like that one too.
8 years ago at 2:03 pmShoutout to whoever submitted that prom one. Holy fuck that was great.
8 years ago at 1:54 pmI don’t care what any of you say, having a girl back home is pretty sweet, you get to fuck and go to her parties when you’re back and then like when you’re at school what she doesn’t know can’t hurt
8 years ago at 2:23 pmWhoever commented that those goobers by the pool were ‘frat goals’ wasn’t hazed as hard as he should’ve been.
8 years ago at 2:40 pmAnything “Goals” – TSM
8 years ago at 7:10 pmYou still owe us from last July Fourth weekend. We haven’t forgotten.
8 years ago at 3:19 pm