Sharing Your Netflix Password is Now A Federal Crime

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Two judges have ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime.

From The A.V. Club:

The ruling states it’s illegal to circumvent a company or employer’s computer security by sharing passwords or access to its data. That ruling—and all its potentially terrifying implications for the HBO Go password your buddy’s been letting you “borrow” since 2014—falls under the auspices of the Computer Fraud And Abuse Act (CFAA).

The case involved some guy logging into his job’s intranet after he was fired with help from a co-worker, but the precedent set expands the power of the CFAA in scary ways.

Maybe it’s time to track down all he cheap bastards who have been mooching off your video streaming credentials. At the very least, you should call in the truckload of free beers Schmitty owes you for the assist on every hookup he’s had the last few years.

And if you’re Schmitty, maybe use protection. We’ve all seen the girls you take to “watch Breaking Bad” with you. Everybody else log out and clear your browser history.

[via The A.V. Club]

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      1. AndrewsMomsAss

        I met your Uncle Jordan on Match.com! His “Mitsubishi” turned out to be a 1980 Chevette with a missing front bumper and a bunch of ropes in the back seat! He asked if I needed a ride and I said “No thank you!”

        10 years ago at 9:02 am
  1. FraGruber

    I can manage to scrounge up $8 a month for netflix, I’m more worried about the Brazzers account I’ve been using.

    10 years ago at 10:51 am
    1. HeyItsFratAlbert

      Let me take a look at the Brazzers account, I’ll let you know if you’re in compliance or not. Don’t want to get sent to the Big House, do ya?

      10 years ago at 12:13 pm
      1. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

        I chuckled, but I’m drunk off my ass. So do with that information what you will.

        10 years ago at 12:45 am
      2. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

        Fuck off, its not my fault you can’t buy liquor yourselves you damn high schoolers

        10 years ago at 1:19 am
      3. HeyItsFratAlbert

        Fuck all you commie pukes, this is ‘Merica and password thievery we’re talking about.

        10 years ago at 7:50 pm
  2. Fratty_Roosevelt

    Pretty sure that’s not how that ruling works at all. But what do I know? I can’t prove it because I didn’t put it in a shitty column on a fraternity website.

    10 years ago at 12:08 pm