Snapchat’s Kappa Sig Founder Locked Down Former Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr

The rich just keep getting richer. Evan Spiegel, the founder of Snapchat and a former Kappa Sig at Stanford, wants to rub in our faces how much better he has it than us. He is already the man behind a $20B (yes that’s a B) company that teenagers can’t stop sharing nudes on. Now, he’s engaged to a goddamn model. Not just any model, either — he’s engaged to Miranda Kerr.
It was just last year that the two started dating, so I gotta say he’s moving a little fast. But who am I to judge? The man is worth $2.1 billion. I wonder how he proposed. Did he make a long-ass speech before doing so? The man is notorious for his way with words — like the time he talked about shooting lasers at fat chicks, and hoping that all his bros had six girls suck their dicks at a luau party.
Evan might be the biggest douche on the planet. I want to hate the guy, but I just can’t. He built a company from the ground up and then got engaged to a model. He is the walking epitome of the American dream. The dude gets to bang this for the rest of his life. Think about that.
Not even sure what’s going on in the last pic, but I find it hot as hell. What a guy, that Evan Spiegel..
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She is without doubt one of the hottest VS models and hot milf as well
10 years ago at 2:25 pmIs she a mother?
10 years ago at 2:30 pmAfter a quick Google search, I can verify that she does. The father is Orlando Bloom.
10 years ago at 2:41 pmI feel like a damn retard, because I can’t edit my comment. Fuck you, Grandex
10 years ago at 2:44 pmI do not give a fuck.
10 years ago at 2:26 pmMarrying a woman older than you. NF.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmWho cares when you get to cream her donut hole for the rest of your marriage.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmShe’s on a short short list. That babyface and her body? Melt a cheese sandwich from across the room.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmI just love stories about millionaires and billionaires landing supermodels. Makes me feel really good about the slightly better than average pussy I’ll be getting for the rest of my middle class life.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmSlightly better than average? Paint a picture
10 years ago at 2:59 pmFormer stripper co-worker. Not as hot as it may sound.
10 years ago at 3:28 pmYeah stretch marks are like Tommy John for whores
10 years ago at 6:31 pmAlright Johnnie, you win. that was special
10 years ago at 10:54 amWhat’s the over/under on number of nudes she’s sent him on snapchat?
10 years ago at 2:35 pmMore than we’ll ever get from her.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmThat Miranda Kerr is one beautiful woman. Would like to see her naked!!! Vote Trump.
10 years ago at 2:46 pmOne fine piece of ace
10 years ago at 4:39 pmOnly if we see Melania naked
10 years ago at 9:34 pm*Ivanka
10 years ago at 11:31 pmBoth of them
10 years ago at 12:57 pmThat Veronica Watson is one hot piece of
10 years ago at 12:49 amSnapchat me that pussy
10 years ago at 3:06 pmIf its… Cool
10 years ago at 4:39 pmA to fucking B
10 years ago at 4:36 pmGodamnit you fucked it up. A-B to the man though.
10 years ago at 6:05 pmShe really has outstanding genes, 33 year old mother but looks like she’s in her early 20s.
10 years ago at 6:37 pm