Snapchat’s Kappa Sig Founder Locked Down Former Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr

The rich just keep getting richer. Evan Spiegel, the founder of Snapchat and a former Kappa Sig at Stanford, wants to rub in our faces how much better he has it than us. He is already the man behind a $20B (yes that’s a B) company that teenagers can’t stop sharing nudes on. Now, he’s engaged to a goddamn model. Not just any model, either — he’s engaged to Miranda Kerr.

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

It was just last year that the two started dating, so I gotta say he’s moving a little fast. But who am I to judge? The man is worth $2.1 billion. I wonder how he proposed. Did he make a long-ass speech before doing so? The man is notorious for his way with words — like the time he talked about shooting lasers at fat chicks, and hoping that all his bros had six girls suck their dicks at a luau party.

Evan might be the biggest douche on the planet. I want to hate the guy, but I just can’t. He built a company from the ground up and then got engaged to a model. He is the walking epitome of the American dream. The dude gets to bang this for the rest of his life. Think about that.

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

Not even sure what’s going on in the last pic, but I find it hot as hell. What a guy, that Evan Spiegel.

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      1. Remarkably.mediocre.white.guy

        After a quick Google search, I can verify that she does. The father is Orlando Bloom.

        10 years ago at 2:41 pm
      2. Remarkably.mediocre.white.guy

        I feel like a damn retard, because I can’t edit my comment. Fuck you, Grandex

        10 years ago at 2:44 pm
    1. State Street Steve

      Who cares when you get to cream her donut hole for the rest of your marriage.

      10 years ago at 2:39 pm
  1. Cartier

    She’s on a short short list. That babyface and her body? Melt a cheese sandwich from across the room.

    10 years ago at 2:31 pm
  2. Colonel Reb forever

    I just love stories about millionaires and billionaires landing supermodels. Makes me feel really good about the slightly better than average pussy I’ll be getting for the rest of my middle class life.

    10 years ago at 2:34 pm
  3. realDonaldTrump

    That Miranda Kerr is one beautiful woman. Would like to see her naked!!! Vote Trump.

    10 years ago at 2:46 pm
  4. Coolnamewastaken

    She really has outstanding genes, 33 year old mother but looks like she’s in her early 20s.

    10 years ago at 6:37 pm