Snapchat’s Kappa Sig Founder Locked Down Former Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr

The rich just keep getting richer. Evan Spiegel, the founder of Snapchat and a former Kappa Sig at Stanford, wants to rub in our faces how much better he has it than us. He is already the man behind a $20B (yes that’s a B) company that teenagers can’t stop sharing nudes on. Now, he’s engaged to a goddamn model. Not just any model, either — he’s engaged to Miranda Kerr.

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

It was just last year that the two started dating, so I gotta say he’s moving a little fast. But who am I to judge? The man is worth $2.1 billion. I wonder how he proposed. Did he make a long-ass speech before doing so? The man is notorious for his way with words — like the time he talked about shooting lasers at fat chicks, and hoping that all his bros had six girls suck their dicks at a luau party.

Evan might be the biggest douche on the planet. I want to hate the guy, but I just can’t. He built a company from the ground up and then got engaged to a model. He is the walking epitome of the American dream. The dude gets to bang this for the rest of his life. Think about that.

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

A photo posted by Miranda (@mirandakerr) on

Not even sure what’s going on in the last pic, but I find it hot as hell. What a guy, that Evan Spiegel.

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  1. prex8390

    Let’s be real for a minute. He’s a billionaire. He doesn’t have to bang that for the rest of his like. More like maybe 4 years before he gets divorced and married the latest 22 year old model. Also aekdb

    10 years ago at 6:50 pm
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    10 years ago at 2:31 am
  3. DKEboy

    He’s 26 and now engaged to a 33 year old Mom. There’s plenty of little 20 somethings that haven’t destroyed their vaginas yet that he should have gone for. Poor choice.

    10 years ago at 7:20 am