FAIL FRIDAY: Our Pets’ Heads Are Falling Off
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Dressing and fucking like a grandpa. TFM.
Pop that Viagra and lay wood, boss.
Writing one frat’s name on a box of Godiva chocolates and delivering it to another frat. Lol now they’re the gay frats. TFM.
What a fantastic and creative prank.
I just wanted to give a shoutout to my boy Tom Hunley. What up Tom! TFM.
Fuck you and Tom Hunley.
When you poke a hole in your dad’s condies so you can get a little brother and haze the shit out of him. TFM.
You have serious issues, kid.
Yelling the N-word in a huge lecture hall then pointing at the geed two rows in front of you and getting him expelled. TFM.
That’s a bold strategy.
Taking out your phone while you’re doing her doggy style and catching a Charizard mid-fuck. TFM.
Gotta catch ’em all! No days off.
Frat Poem: Total fraternity move, lets total fraternity grove, and total fraternity prove, that were the total fraternity to choose! Rush TKE. TFM.
What is wrong with you?
I know what you’re thinking. Here comes the typical frat post about kissing girls. No. Guys, we need to think of things bigger than parties and booze. America is under attack, and I’d like for myself, and fratstars alike, to join forces and spread love across america. SIKE, Pussy. Money. Weed. chalk that up as a #TFM.
Fight me right now.
Realizing that Hitler was right. TFM.
Uhhhhhh nah.
While landscaping at a golf course, I contracted poison ivy and it somehow ended up on my dick; soon after, I raw-dogged my friend’s cousin. She got an itchy rash, and I told her it was herpes. I haven’t answered any of her calls. TFM.
You sound like a great guy.
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The phi tau pic is honestly one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen
10 years ago at 2:23 pmAs a Phi Tau, I am shocked. I thought everyone ate ass.
10 years ago at 3:08 pmThere’s literally no way Ask Intern already has more likes than Fail Friday – I could see her and dorn creating multiple accounts and giggling to each other while liking her own posts
10 years ago at 2:24 pm“Literally” TSM.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmSeriously Literally
10 years ago at 6:16 pmHonest question. Why do people hate on her so much? To me she seems like a fun person to hang out with.
10 years ago at 3:03 pmDownvoting a question without providing an explanation. Total Liberal Move.
10 years ago at 3:21 pmShe’s a stupid cunt who can’t do math.
10 years ago at 3:26 pmMath is hard as fuck, yo.
10 years ago at 3:29 pmBecause she’s extremely hypocritical. She always claims to be above all the trashy comments about her, but goes and cries to dorn about them.
10 years ago at 3:27 pmPretty sure as mods/admins they don’t need multiple accounts to upvote something into oblivion…
10 years ago at 3:33 pmThere is a mouse attached to Dorn’s desk and she hits it for an up vote every time she bobs her massive forehead.
10 years ago at 3:46 pmThe “over estimating your strength” video is hilarious.
10 years ago at 2:25 pmThat pole said get the fuck off me
10 years ago at 4:40 pmThe Sig picture is at our leadership retreat, too. Fuck, guys, come on.
10 years ago at 2:26 pmHey they just proved what we all knew, y’all are gay af
10 years ago at 2:28 pmMy cousin’s name is Tom Hunley. He is thirteen, dick.
10 years ago at 2:27 pmFucking Tom Hunley TDornM.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmLeave my cousins butthole out if this! He’s an honor student!!
10 years ago at 5:35 pmMake sure you tell him not to stop by Dorn’s house for his “reward” for good grades.
10 years ago at 11:53 amThis is a friendly public service announcement to stop acting like jackasses on the golf course. Some of these idiots really piss me.
10 years ago at 2:28 pmThanks we’ll all stop now
10 years ago at 5:17 pmThere haven’t been any funny fail friday posts since I quit submitting apparently.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmHe has returned.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmLike the prodigal son
10 years ago at 4:59 pmNow we’re talking.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmWelcome home
10 years ago at 7:51 amI’ve missed you almost as much as Harambe.
10 years ago at 11:28 amMaking fun of clearly the dudes mom
10 years ago at 2:32 pmWearing her son’s letters. Fuck you intern, not everyones the product of a chemistry set you sad piece of filth. Parents who take pride in their son’s fraternity are FaF
You are one pathetic loser.
10 years ago at 2:46 pmIntern’s mad that his mom is a pole worker
10 years ago at 3:53 pmNo one likes you. You are a literal piece of shit that would never get a bid in a million years. Go fuck your own ass until it prolapses into a rose.
10 years ago at 6:12 pmActually, the ability to fuck your own ass is probably an admirable quality. Takes masturbation to a whole ‘nother level.
10 years ago at 3:46 amGo to hell you cum gargling piece of shit.
10 years ago at 7:59 pmsofratyolotfm!
10 years ago at 8:34 amNo you are. Boom roasted
10 years ago at 7:50 amPretty sure she’s homeless and got the hoodie when she pulled a train in Theta Chi’s basement.
10 years ago at 2:59 pmHere Before I saw the check which was of $9733 , I didn’t believe that…my… mother in law woz like realey bringing in money part time at their laptop.. there great aunt haz done this 4 only 22 months and resently paid for the morgage on there condo and got a great new Mercedes-Benz S-class…
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Where are dem tittays!
10 years ago at 4:57 pmHey Bot, at least you write better than Intern Queef
10 years ago at 6:32 pmThat Phi Tau picture might have been a little bit too fail friday for me.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmPutting with the flag in is some geed up nf bullshit
10 years ago at 2:37 pm