FAIL FRIDAY: Our Pets’ Heads Are Falling Off

TFM Intern10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Dressing and fucking like a grandpa. TFM.

Pop that Viagra and lay wood, boss.

Writing one frat’s name on a box of Godiva chocolates and delivering it to another frat. Lol now they’re the gay frats. TFM.

What a fantastic and creative prank.

I just wanted to give a shoutout to my boy Tom Hunley. What up Tom! TFM.

Fuck you and Tom Hunley.

When you poke a hole in your dad’s condies so you can get a little brother and haze the shit out of him. TFM.

You have serious issues, kid.

Yelling the N-word in a huge lecture hall then pointing at the geed two rows in front of you and getting him expelled. TFM.

That’s a bold strategy.

Taking out your phone while you’re doing her doggy style and catching a Charizard mid-fuck. TFM.

Gotta catch ’em all! No days off.

Frat Poem: Total fraternity move, lets total fraternity grove, and total fraternity prove, that were the total fraternity to choose! Rush TKE. TFM.

What is wrong with you?

I know what you’re thinking. Here comes the typical frat post about kissing girls. No. Guys, we need to think of things bigger than parties and booze. America is under attack, and I’d like for myself, and fratstars alike, to join forces and spread love across america. SIKE, Pussy. Money. Weed. chalk that up as a #TFM.

Fight me right now.

Realizing that Hitler was right. TFM.

Uhhhhhh nah.

While landscaping at a golf course, I contracted poison ivy and it somehow ended up on my dick; soon after, I raw-dogged my friend’s cousin. She got an itchy rash, and I told her it was herpes. I haven’t answered any of her calls. TFM.

You sound like a great guy.

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