Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 113

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

dane
Ouch.
danielle
What a fuckin’ response.
drema
#NAMEGAGS2016
sara
I don’t think she’s coming thru.
adrianna
HOW DO LINES LIKE THIS WORK???

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hareem
Joke’s over, man.
horacio
He knows what girls want.
justin
Jesus, dude…
kennedy
#NAMEGAGS2016
  1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    I just ask if they want to watch the Total Frat Movie while I insert mini corn dogs in their snatch. I always get this response back: “are you fucking deranged? I’d never subject myself to that movie.”

    8 years ago at 8:30 am
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        My back-up move is to start bragging about how much milk I can drink in one sitting. Spoiler: it’s a whole goddamn bunch.

        8 years ago at 9:01 am
  2. Drunk Chris Berman

    Miranda is the type of girl that teases you at the bar and ditches you after you get her a drink

    8 years ago at 8:46 am
  3. Coolidge Effect

    Still one of my favorites, but this column has gotten progressively worst over the last 6 months

    8 years ago at 3:47 pm