Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 113
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
Penis.
10 years ago at 8:06 amthe east coast appreciates your commitment Jared
10 years ago at 8:18 amI just ask if they want to watch the Total Frat Movie while I insert mini corn dogs in their snatch. I always get this response back: “are you fucking deranged? I’d never subject myself to that movie.”
10 years ago at 8:30 amWomen just play hard to get, old friend.
10 years ago at 8:39 amMy back-up move is to start bragging about how much milk I can drink in one sitting. Spoiler: it’s a whole goddamn bunch.
10 years ago at 9:01 amWas that a pun?
10 years ago at 7:19 amMiranda is the type of girl that teases you at the bar and ditches you after you get her a drink
10 years ago at 8:46 amBigger girls give the best head. That line worked out 8/10 times for me
10 years ago at 8:48 amStill one of my favorites, but this column has gotten progressively worst over the last 6 months
10 years ago at 3:47 pm