VIDEO: Paulina Gretzky Pole Dancing In Vegas At A Club There Is A 0% Chance I’d Be Let Into
After very modestly celebrating fiancé Dustin Johnson’s Ryder Cup victory in Cabo…
Paulina Gretzky, The Great One’s Daughter, decided to hit up Vegas for dessert, because being rich and famous is amazing and infinitely better than living life any other way. Never one to be a wallflower, Paulina found a nearby pole at a club in Vegas and did a little dancing for her Snapchat followers.
I’d say that Paulina has a nice backup career as a pole dancer in her back pocket if her current gig falls through, but then I realized that her current gig is being Paulina Gretzky, and that the pole spot she’d occupy would be better off in the hands and thighs of somebody who actually needs the money and attention, like the girls who get the boot in the first episode of The Bachelor or anyone who has been on the shows 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom.
I have no clue which Vegas club Paulina was pole dancing in, but I can tell you one thing about it: I have a better chance of getting into North Korea dressed as James Franco than I do that club. Yes, I know I do have a couple things in my favor — namely the fact that I’m verified on Twitter and I currently host “The Bone Zone,” the most electric podcast segment to be having sweet, sexy sex with the airwaves these days…
But that wouldn’t be enough. How do I know? Because Paulina Gretzky was pole dancing there. I’m not meant to be within a hundred miles of anywhere that features Paulina Gretzky pole dancing. That’s CEO/President/Founder social pay grade stuff in comparison to my “guy who’s washing dishes because he tried to shoplift a slab of turkey bacon” social pay grade. Paulina and I might as well be on different planets..
[via New York Post]
Image via Instagram
I’m deleting this app. This guy is poor. Being poor NF
10 years ago at 2:10 pmTry less dick head
10 years ago at 2:35 pmWell you won’t get in with that attitude
10 years ago at 2:11 pmPretty sure that’s XS. Anyone willing to spend can get in, so you either must be poor or just have no clue how to do it right in Vegas.
10 years ago at 2:54 pmI’m overweight and don’t know how to iron clothes.
10 years ago at 2:58 pmHaha sounds like you need some XS in your life. I’d be happy to show ya the ropes
10 years ago at 2:59 pmAlthough you are a massive cocksucker you are right. Anyone can buy a ticket online and get into any club in vegas. They are basically like concert tickers.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmi think ifyoure clubbing it in vegas youre doing it wrong to begin with. you can club anywhere. you cant gamble anywhere
10 years ago at 3:15 pmI can understand why someone who hasn’t experienced both of these activities to their fullest would think that, but for your sake I hope one day you get to
10 years ago at 4:03 pmoh shit man! ill just shut up then
10 years ago at 4:35 pmPlease do. You clearly have never been to Vegas and are just making an even bigger ass out of yourself than you were to begin with.
10 years ago at 4:45 pmBunch of geeds on here
10 years ago at 11:50 pmLots of high school kids angry with your comments. If you don’t respect the club scene in vegas it’s only because you aren’t old enough to get in. You don’t gamble OR club, you gamble AND club. The only way to experience the city.
10 years ago at 2:22 amDude you are such a fucking goober
10 years ago at 9:15 amWondering how loaded that knockoff Seth Rogan at the beginning of the video must be. I wouldn’t even let him into a fraternity party.
10 years ago at 2:13 pmThat is Seth Rogen
10 years ago at 3:07 pmI appreciate your level of self-awareness, Jared.
10 years ago at 2:16 pmI’m self-aware enough to know that self-awareness is my friend.
10 years ago at 2:59 pmWhat’s her snapchat? That’s the most important part.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmPaulina_jean
10 years ago at 2:43 pmLocal hero^
10 years ago at 7:20 am*National hero
10 years ago at 10:34 amAss
Tits
Body
She’s got a hat trick of fuck
10 years ago at 2:33 pmnot to mention hall of fame athletic genes
10 years ago at 2:53 pmDude that kid will be an athletic machine when he’s older.
10 years ago at 1:32 pmHow much bone could Ken Bone bone if Ken Bone could bone ken?
10 years ago at 2:42 pmfuck your face
10 years ago at 2:53 pmAny other entertainment in this club other than the pole dancing?
A little Putter Pong, by chance?!
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10 years ago at 2:45 pmIts a shitty skee ball remake
10 years ago at 3:35 pmCan you have Paulina unblock me off of insta?
10 years ago at 3:02 pmI’m more curious how the fuck you got Twitter verified
10 years ago at 3:25 pmHow are you more curious about how Jared Borislow got Twitter verified than you are about Paulina Gretzky pole dancing?
10 years ago at 3:42 pmWhen you come straight out of The Great Ones golden stick into a Playboy Playmates oven, you can pretty much do whatever you want. You on the hand, write for a shitty webpage and have like 5000 Twitter followers. It was a valid question.
10 years ago at 8:38 pm