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VIDEO: Paulina Gretzky Pole Dancing In Vegas At A Club There Is A 0% Chance I’d Be Let Into

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Paulina Gretzky, The Great One’s Daughter, decided to hit up Vegas for dessert, because being rich and famous is amazing and infinitely better than living life any other way. Never one to be a wallflower, Paulina found a nearby pole at a club in Vegas and did a little dancing for her Snapchat followers.

I’d say that Paulina has a nice backup career as a pole dancer in her back pocket if her current gig falls through, but then I realized that her current gig is being Paulina Gretzky, and that the pole spot she’d occupy would be better off in the hands and thighs of somebody who actually needs the money and attention, like the girls who get the boot in the first episode of The Bachelor or anyone who has been on the shows 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom.

I have no clue which Vegas club Paulina was pole dancing in, but I can tell you one thing about it: I have a better chance of getting into North Korea dressed as James Franco than I do that club. Yes, I know I do have a couple things in my favor — namely the fact that I’m verified on Twitter and I currently host “The Bone Zone,” the most electric podcast segment to be having sweet, sexy sex with the airwaves these days…

But that wouldn’t be enough. How do I know? Because Paulina Gretzky was pole dancing there. I’m not meant to be within a hundred miles of anywhere that features Paulina Gretzky pole dancing. That’s CEO/President/Founder social pay grade stuff in comparison to my “guy who’s washing dishes because he tried to shoplift a slab of turkey bacon” social pay grade. Paulina and I might as well be on different planets.

[via New York Post]

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    1. Chief Fratdaddy

      Pretty sure that’s XS. Anyone willing to spend can get in, so you either must be poor or just have no clue how to do it right in Vegas.

      10 years ago at 2:54 pm
      1. Chief Fratdaddy

        Haha sounds like you need some XS in your life. I’d be happy to show ya the ropes

        10 years ago at 2:59 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Although you are a massive cocksucker you are right. Anyone can buy a ticket online and get into any club in vegas. They are basically like concert tickers.

        10 years ago at 4:42 pm
      3. Fratstarbator

        i think ifyoure clubbing it in vegas youre doing it wrong to begin with. you can club anywhere. you cant gamble anywhere

        10 years ago at 3:15 pm
      4. Chief Fratdaddy

        I can understand why someone who hasn’t experienced both of these activities to their fullest would think that, but for your sake I hope one day you get to

        10 years ago at 4:03 pm
      5. thevaginator

        Please do. You clearly have never been to Vegas and are just making an even bigger ass out of yourself than you were to begin with.

        10 years ago at 4:45 pm
      6. FrayettevilleLegend

        Lots of high school kids angry with your comments. If you don’t respect the club scene in vegas it’s only because you aren’t old enough to get in. You don’t gamble OR club, you gamble AND club. The only way to experience the city.

        10 years ago at 2:22 am
  1. TheHangoverCure

    Wondering how loaded that knockoff Seth Rogan at the beginning of the video must be. I wouldn’t even let him into a fraternity party.

    10 years ago at 2:13 pm
  2. Pete_Jones

    Any other entertainment in this club other than the pole dancing?

    A little Putter Pong, by chance?!

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    10 years ago at 2:45 pm
    1. Jared Borislow

      How are you more curious about how Jared Borislow got Twitter verified than you are about Paulina Gretzky pole dancing?

      10 years ago at 3:42 pm
      1. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

        When you come straight out of The Great Ones golden stick into a Playboy Playmates oven, you can pretty much do whatever you want. You on the hand, write for a shitty webpage and have like 5000 Twitter followers. It was a valid question.

        10 years ago at 8:38 pm