Purdue Student Government Advised Students To Skip Class “To Heal” After Trump Won
Smart students should love the fact that Trump won. Why? Because of things like this.
Don’t really give a shit about the election but hate going to class? Fill in the blanks of this letter, email it to your professor, and presto! An excused absence from class for absolutely no reason that no sane professor will ever contest at the risk of being reprimanded for “emotional abuse.” It’s foolproof. If the Purdue bars weren’t packed on Wednesday at 9:55 a.m., I just lost more respect for Purdue than I did when I went to West Lafayette and repeatedly said “Boilermaker? I hardly know ‘er!” and none of those twerps laughed.
The student government backed down quick, as expected.
I’m glad I Purdon’t go to Purdue..
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Purdue also had to send an email to the dorm residents to stop beating off in the showers because it was clogging the pipes
8 years ago at 3:39 pmCan confirm. This has been one shit of a semester
8 years ago at 3:40 pmThat sign was going around dozens of school, it’s a joke. Jerking off in the shower can’t clog the pipes, trust me.
8 years ago at 4:06 pmFor some reason I feel like I should trust you
8 years ago at 10:25 pmThis is a low moment for us. Little Rock was possibly our only lower.
8 years ago at 3:46 pmThese kids should be embarrassed. When did this become OK? I blame parents for being pussies.
8 years ago at 3:55 pmPurdue is actually one of few large public schools that doesn’t put up with this type of PC, SJW liberal bullshit. Probably why there is now a petition going around to impeach our student government president
8 years ago at 3:57 pmYep. After the Mizzou bullshit last year, President (and former GOP Indiana governor) Mitch Daniels put these snowflakes on notice, warning them that there are no safe spaces on his campus. Ofcourse the insignificant liberal arts department went apeshit, while the other 90% just got on with their lives.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, fuck IU.
8 years ago at 4:52 pmAight peasant
8 years ago at 5:30 pmFr@.
8 years ago at 4:52 pmMitch Daniels would be POTUS if he didn’t stick his dick in crazy (and marry it). That should be a lesson to us all.
8 years ago at 10:41 amSticking your dick in crazy. TFM
8 years ago at 9:34 pmSo, is Fail Friday a bi-weekly thing now?
8 years ago at 4:03 pmIf you have a question about TFM just remember that this is a t-shirt company now NOT a content website.
They will post things like fail Friday when they feel like if it doesn’t get in the way of selling t-shirts to high school kids.
8 years ago at 10:40 amAre you kidding me?
8 years ago at 4:48 pmYou Purdon’t go to Purdue because you Purwern’t accepted! Ha ha I need to slow down on the cranberry juice and vodka!
8 years ago at 4:10 pmI want to find out who you are so I can buy you a beer.
8 years ago at 5:25 pmI want to find out who you are so i can smother you with a 100% goose down pillow.
8 years ago at 8:47 amGoose down is so TSM. You should strangle him with these Hestra deerskin leather gloves from Man Outfitters. http://www.manoutfitters.com/collections/accessories/products/hestra-20310-deerskin-lambs-fur-lined-leather-glove?variant=25743923718
8 years ago at 11:20 amUse promo code ‘BACKDOOR’ for $10 off any order of $50 or more
8 years ago at 5:33 pmMaybe Purdue’s football team should skip the rest of the season “to heal” too. Honestly though, as a millennial I’m embarrassed by my generation right now. Acting like babies.
8 years ago at 4:23 pmThey aren’t acting unfortunately
8 years ago at 11:34 amJesus fucking Christ. I’m embarrassed for our country.
8 years ago at 4:44 pmThis is the same school that sent out a mass email/text to its students just 2 HOURS after a campus shooting to “continue normal operations”. Yeah, I think they’re going to class.
8 years ago at 5:08 pmSome old-balls Purdue student coming from the rafters. Now THAT was a day where it would have been acceptable to feel unsafe going to class.
8 years ago at 8:44 pmIt was one guy shooting one other specific guy it wasn’t a mass shooting
8 years ago at 7:51 pmConsidering I was on campus three years ago when Purdue had a student shot in one of its buildings and there was so much confusion the university didn’t officially cancel classes until 5 hours after the fact, I think he was referencing one specific incident.
8 years ago at 9:36 pmBitch move for a school named after a drink.
8 years ago at 5:25 pmI’ve never drank a Purdue and not trying to try here but I drink everything
8 years ago at 11:04 pmHe’s referring to Boilermakers
8 years ago at 7:50 pm