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Purdue Student Government Advised Students To Skip Class “To Heal” After Trump Won

Smart students should love the fact that Trump won. Why? Because of things like this.

Don’t really give a shit about the election but hate going to class? Fill in the blanks of this letter, email it to your professor, and presto! An excused absence from class for absolutely no reason that no sane professor will ever contest at the risk of being reprimanded for “emotional abuse.” It’s foolproof. If the Purdue bars weren’t packed on Wednesday at 9:55 a.m., I just lost more respect for Purdue than I did when I went to West Lafayette and repeatedly said “Boilermaker? I hardly know ‘er!” and none of those twerps laughed.

The student government backed down quick, as expected.

I’m glad I Purdon’t go to Purdue.

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  1. Butanefratoil

    Im pretty sure we had class the day after 9/11 these people can suck a fucking dick, get grabbed by the pussy, and taken furniture shopping

    8 years ago at 11:05 pm
  2. Livingonthecoast

    Did anyone check out Geralyn Denger (the one who wrote letter), not bad.

    8 years ago at 9:52 pm