FAIL FRIDAY: Male Romper Mania
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Being an unstoppable love-making force of nature spreading your seed far and wide amongst the meadows. TFM.
Nobody knows what that means.
I prefer to be woken up by someone hitting me with a spatula on the top of my dick. TFM.
Personally, I prefer to be spit on repeatedly as my morning alarm.
Purchasing $3,400 worth of male rompers to ensure that the summertime is your bitch. TFM.
If there’s one way to make sure you dominate this summer, it’s by spending thousands on man rompers.
Philanthropy is the only thing that makes me cum. TFM.
At least it’s a positive thing.
Tugging off the TA so he’ll give you a gooder grade on that final exam. TFM.
If you think “gooder” is a word, it’s best you keep tugging.
There is no limit to the amount of frothy puss I will leave my mark on. TFM.
A thoroughly disturbing and unnecessarily gross sentence.
Taking a pledge deep sea fishing and pushing him overboard and telling him to swim to shore if he wants to be initiated. TFM.
Fairly certain that’s just murder.
Being the Christian Grey of your frat and turning the basement into your pleasure room. TFM.
Keep comparisons like this to yourself.
Refusing to acknowledge that September 11 took place because America is incapable of defeat. TFM.
Probably not a healthy way of living.
Spending late nights writing poetry to the girl with the red hair that you’ll never have a chance to read her. TFM.
Love — it’s a motherfucker, eh?
Chaser
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Another week of no “Man down” captions.
You’re showing real promise around here.
8 years ago at 2:22 amBurning that late night oil yet again, Bolen. I’m putting you in for a raise.
8 years ago at 2:35 amThat black guy in the TKE composite looks like he is filled with regret and disgust
8 years ago at 3:47 amHe tried to be an Uncle Tom and only got a bid from TKE. I think we would all be disgusted.
8 years ago at 6:59 amShut up.
8 years ago at 12:34 pm“Those Minnesota State TKEs are the biggest bunch of goobers I’ve ever seen in one place. And the mascot is a massive pussy.” – my son
8 years ago at 4:23 amI see what you did there.
8 years ago at 9:08 am“Says the biggest tryhard on the site.” – my son
8 years ago at 9:56 amIs leaving basically all of your clothes at a girls place a power move? I’m gonna need thoughts on this, because I can’t figure it out. On one hand, he’s possibly securing round two because he has to come back to get his stuff, however, he has to walk home with his dick out.
8 years ago at 5:36 amWhich raises another question: is walking home naked after a one night stand a power move?
I have so many questions.
Imagine how this girl looked if he woke up and immediately sprinted out dick in the wind. I have so many questions.
8 years ago at 5:38 amHe left his wallet behind so he has to go back.
8 years ago at 7:00 amChase NF. Bank of America TFM.
8 years ago at 9:11 amAnyone who downvotes this is a Communist. A true patriot uses only American Express and Bank of America.
8 years ago at 9:52 amBuild the wall… Build the wall…
8 years ago at 10:13 amGoing on 150 laps on one thread. I’m impressed.
8 years ago at 3:43 pmBank local you peasant fuck.
8 years ago at 5:19 pmStay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home… This is how she done it
8 years ago at 12:20 pm…….
▬▬☛USA~JOB-START
He definitely woke up, saw he went home with a complete whale and just took off
8 years ago at 9:23 amNormally I’d say yes, but leaving your wallet is an unquestionably stupid move. But your point about securing a potential round 2 is valid.
One thing is for sure though. Walking home naked is a BOLD fucking move, and I love it. Embodiment of not giving a fuck, which is a TFM
8 years ago at 9:31 amGood luck not giving a fuck when campus PD picks you up and charges you with indecent exposure.
8 years ago at 9:04 pmMaybe he got a brother/pledge to pick him up so he could change and secure the round 2.
8 years ago at 9:49 amThose A Phis up there are looking dykier with each pledge class, I guess…
8 years ago at 7:17 amEmily is the LeBron of dishrags
8 years ago at 7:21 amThat’s a dishrag I’d love to stick my dick in. She is one hot piece of ass.
8 years ago at 10:16 amTurning the basement in to your own personal pleasure room is a power move.
8 years ago at 8:26 amAnd having a nude portrait of yourself commissioned to be hung in the foyer, with your dick being pointed in the direction of the pleasure room, increases the power
8 years ago at 5:19 pmYeah nobody went to that Dirty Disney party, and it was a mixer
8 years ago at 8:34 am“Dan” is a fucking goober.
8 years ago at 8:38 am