FAIL FRIDAY: Male Romper Mania

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Being an unstoppable love-making force of nature spreading your seed far and wide amongst the meadows. TFM.

Nobody knows what that means.

I prefer to be woken up by someone hitting me with a spatula on the top of my dick. TFM.

Personally, I prefer to be spit on repeatedly as my morning alarm.

Purchasing $3,400 worth of male rompers to ensure that the summertime is your bitch. TFM.

If there’s one way to make sure you dominate this summer, it’s by spending thousands on man rompers.

Philanthropy is the only thing that makes me cum. TFM.

At least it’s a positive thing.

Tugging off the TA so he’ll give you a gooder grade on that final exam. TFM.

If you think “gooder” is a word, it’s best you keep tugging.

There is no limit to the amount of frothy puss I will leave my mark on. TFM.

A thoroughly disturbing and unnecessarily gross sentence.

Taking a pledge deep sea fishing and pushing him overboard and telling him to swim to shore if he wants to be initiated. TFM.

Fairly certain that’s just murder.

Being the Christian Grey of your frat and turning the basement into your pleasure room. TFM.

Keep comparisons like this to yourself.

Refusing to acknowledge that September 11 took place because America is incapable of defeat. TFM.

Probably not a healthy way of living.

Spending late nights writing poetry to the girl with the red hair that you’ll never have a chance to read her. TFM.

Love — it’s a motherfucker, eh?

This dude panicked so hard the next morning that he fled in the nude.
This dude panicked so hard the next morning that he fled in the nude.
Never let go, Jack.
Never let go, Jack.
Real men get naps in while they poo.
Real men get naps in while they poo.
Dan is all in to get that ZTA ass.
Dan has gone all in to get that ZTA ass.
Kindly #slay yourself.
Kindly #slay yourself.
A large group of grown men in diapers is never right, no matter the circumstance.
A large group of grown men in diapers is never right, no matter the circumstance.
Big man is struggling big time.
Big man is struggling big time.
Seriously posted this to Facebook. Sad!
Seriously posted this to Facebook. Sad!
Be better, Brian.
Be better, Brian.
A little party never what? Idiots.
Pretty sure you’re missing a word here, fam.
Cold blooded composite hate.
Cold blooded composite hate.
Your fathers hate you.
Your fathers despise you.
Love wins.
Love wins yet again.
Couldnt get another pic with your eyes open?
Couldn’t get another pic with your eyes open?
This motherfucker is wearing a shooting sleeve.
This motherfucker is wearing a shooting sleeve.
Sratty squatting, ladies.
Sratty squatting, ladies.
10/10 would attend this party.
10/10 would attend this party.
Damn this dude has four littles! #blessed
Damn, this dude has four littles! #blessed
Fashion forward flock of fools.
Fashion forward flock of fools.
This is truly upsetting.
This is truly upsetting.

"He's dead!"

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When you been out the game for too long

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Yo is Charlie alright though

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TOSSED

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How much devil did you have in you, son?

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Chaser

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  1. Fratcketeering

    Another week of no “Man down” captions.

    You’re showing real promise around here.

    7 years ago at 2:22 am
  2. BayBro650

    Burning that late night oil yet again, Bolen. I’m putting you in for a raise.

    7 years ago at 2:35 am
  3. Burt Reynolds1776

    That black guy in the TKE composite looks like he is filled with regret and disgust

    7 years ago at 3:47 am
    1. House of Tards

      He tried to be an Uncle Tom and only got a bid from TKE. I think we would all be disgusted.

      7 years ago at 6:59 am
  4. thevaginators dad

    “Those Minnesota State TKEs are the biggest bunch of goobers I’ve ever seen in one place. And the mascot is a massive pussy.” – my son

    7 years ago at 4:23 am
  5. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    Is leaving basically all of your clothes at a girls place a power move? I’m gonna need thoughts on this, because I can’t figure it out. On one hand, he’s possibly securing round two because he has to come back to get his stuff, however, he has to walk home with his dick out.
    Which raises another question: is walking home naked after a one night stand a power move?
    I have so many questions.

    7 years ago at 5:36 am
    1. DartSquad

      Imagine how this girl looked if he woke up and immediately sprinted out dick in the wind. I have so many questions.

      7 years ago at 5:38 am
      1. Henry_Eighth

        Anyone who downvotes this is a Communist. A true patriot uses only American Express and Bank of America.

        7 years ago at 9:52 am
    2. Inigo Montoya

      He definitely woke up, saw he went home with a complete whale and just took off

      7 years ago at 9:23 am
    3. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      Normally I’d say yes, but leaving your wallet is an unquestionably stupid move. But your point about securing a potential round 2 is valid.

      One thing is for sure though. Walking home naked is a BOLD fucking move, and I love it. Embodiment of not giving a fuck, which is a TFM

      7 years ago at 9:31 am
      1. Slick Willy 94

        Good luck not giving a fuck when campus PD picks you up and charges you with indecent exposure.

        7 years ago at 9:04 pm
    4. InternationalFratStudent

      Maybe he got a brother/pledge to pick him up so he could change and secure the round 2.

      7 years ago at 9:49 am
  6. Northernfratsun

    Those A Phis up there are looking dykier with each pledge class, I guess…

    7 years ago at 7:17 am
    1. State Street Steve

      That’s a dishrag I’d love to stick my dick in. She is one hot piece of ass.

      7 years ago at 10:16 am
  7. DrGonzoTFM

    Turning the basement in to your own personal pleasure room is a power move.

    7 years ago at 8:26 am
    1. Butanefratoil

      And having a nude portrait of yourself commissioned to be hung in the foyer, with your dick being pointed in the direction of the pleasure room, increases the power

      7 years ago at 5:19 pm