FAIL FRIDAY: High Heels, Higher Standards
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Getting so high you lose a single, size 15, leather boot at your own house party. TFM.
We get it, you have big feet.
Taking a real babe on a first date to Sonic to keep her standards low so you save money long term. TFM.
Wise financial decision, idiotic sexual decision.
Having one fuck speed and one fuck speed only: jackhammer supernova. TFM.
Sounds incredibly enjoyable for the ladies.
Asking her to wear a Trump mask while she rides you. TFM.
In no way is this the normal behavior of a sane human.
Jordan Belfort lifestyle, Donnie Azoff masturbation habits. TFM.
Meaning you just take it out and stroke when you see a dime? Respect.
You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw hands. Hell, I’ll sling cum at you. TFM.
Interesting fight tactic, but probably results in a win, technically.
Little dick, big bank statement, medium-sized sex drive. It’s a fratty move.
Pathetic statement, incorrect formatting.
If you want to judge me for wearing adult diapers that’s fine, but your moms don’t seem to mind. TFM.
I’m preeeetty sure they do mind, actually. Everyone minds.
Sliding the family housekeeper Rosalinda a crisp $10 bill to flash you a fat Mexi-titty when home for summer. TFM.
Weird move, but you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.
I was born to frat, fuck, fart, and freebase cocaine. TFM.
Weren’t we all?
Chaser
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It’s still Thursday dumbass, but props for trying to be ahead of the game
8 years ago at 1:54 amjust kidding fuck you
8 years ago at 1:59 amno, fuck you
8 years ago at 2:08 amGot damn you must be proud of this one. Ain’t it still Thursday on the west coast?
8 years ago at 2:21 amMissing “as I nod my head and lead her back to my room to bang” right about now. Talk about the golden age
8 years ago at 3:41 amDon’t get any of the big boys talking about the golden age. It makes me feel nostalgic and old.
8 years ago at 8:00 amAlso, that wasn’t the golden age.
8 years ago at 8:00 amMember TFM Sweethearts? Those were the days…
8 years ago at 8:20 amYeah, Girls who wanted to be here for the right reason. That being said it doesn’t hurt that more sluts feel a greater need for validation from frats.
8 years ago at 11:08 amGod I miss those.
8 years ago at 11:46 amWould you bang that daisy fuentes cutout?
8 years ago at 4:12 amDo I have to buy it dinner?
8 years ago at 4:34 amThe ol’ turn in your assignment early to make the boss think you worked hard on it even though you mailed it in.
8 years ago at 4:13 amBlowjob420 sounds like the guy who brags about the “jackhammer supernova” and then blasts a load in his pants when a girl touches his shoulder
8 years ago at 5:11 am“I fucked her brains out… for 11 seconds.”
8 years ago at 5:25 amSit the fuck down. I bet you’re the homo on the ship aren’t you?
8 years ago at 5:59 amI’d like an update on the girl I helped you not ruin your chances with.
8 years ago at 8:11 amDude we’re doing pretty good. We did some homework a coupe days ago. I’m in class with her rn so I’m going to ask if she wants to hangout this weekend
8 years ago at 8:20 amShe says she has commitment issues so dating is probably a no go. However, smashing is not out of the question
8 years ago at 8:23 amOk great. After reading that first comment (but before this one) I was going to say don’t get friend zoned. Make your intentions known or at least obviously hinted at.
8 years ago at 8:30 amNah I’m not even close to being friend zoned.
8 years ago at 8:32 amSaid every guy before he realized he was friendzoned. Not that I don’t believe you. Just stay #pussywoke
8 years ago at 9:05 amYeah I’ve thought about that. But she is very flirty. I’ll keep you posted haha
8 years ago at 9:09 am🙂 good luck.
8 years ago at 9:45 amIf a shark on the internet sets you up, can things ever really go wrong?
8 years ago at 9:59 amUpdate: She wants to go to the gym with me tomorrow and do Bis and Back. She knows I go every day. I have no idea what the fuck that can mean.
8 years ago at 12:42 pmShe probably wants to pick up some weights to tie around her neck when she jumps off the bridge.
8 years ago at 1:42 pmOk pal. Somebody’s jealous they can’t pull a bikini model huh?
8 years ago at 2:04 pmKeep an eye out for any chance to make physical contact. Like spotting, or helping her technique. If doing biceps: hand on one shoulder and guide her arm with the other. Then bang.
8 years ago at 4:47 pmI guarantee she outlifts him.
8 years ago at 10:28 pmWay too much legitimately homosexual behavior in the photos this week.
8 years ago at 5:56 amShip cat was light in his loafers.
8 years ago at 6:09 amWelcome to Fail Friday.
8 years ago at 6:25 amHilarious, glad we got to hear it from you first!
8 years ago at 9:06 amIs this what all of the TFM commenters look like? God damn, all of you fuckers are as ugly and gay as sin
8 years ago at 6:02 amI’d blow a creamy load all over Nina Agdal’s tits.
8 years ago at 7:14 amJesus, the comment section on this is a slaughterhouse.
8 years ago at 7:15 am