FAIL FRIDAY: High Heels, Higher Standards
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Getting so high you lose a single, size 15, leather boot at your own house party. TFM.

We get it, you have big feet.

Taking a real babe on a first date to Sonic to keep her standards low so you save money long term. TFM.

Wise financial decision, idiotic sexual decision.

Having one fuck speed and one fuck speed only: jackhammer supernova. TFM.

Sounds incredibly enjoyable for the ladies.

Asking her to wear a Trump mask while she rides you. TFM.

In no way is this the normal behavior of a sane human.

Jordan Belfort lifestyle, Donnie Azoff masturbation habits. TFM.

Meaning you just take it out and stroke when you see a dime? Respect.

You want a piece of me? Come and get it. I’ll throw hands. Hell, I’ll sling cum at you. TFM.

Interesting fight tactic, but probably results in a win, technically.

Little dick, big bank statement, medium-sized sex drive. It’s a fratty move.

Pathetic statement, incorrect formatting.

If you want to judge me for wearing adult diapers that’s fine, but your moms don’t seem to mind. TFM.

I’m preeeetty sure they do mind, actually. Everyone minds.

Sliding the family housekeeper Rosalinda a crisp $10 bill to flash you a fat Mexi-titty when home for summer. TFM.

Weird move, but you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.

I was born to frat, fuck, fart, and freebase cocaine. TFM.

Weren’t we all?

I do not care if it is for charity -- these high heel pictures are disgraceful.
I do not care if it is for charity — these high heel pictures are disgraceful.
They get all of the pussy.
They get all of the pussy.
He must be stopped.
He must be stopped.
He is pregnant.
He is pregnant.
Way to do your frat flag proud.
Way to do your frat flag proud.
That is what we call a judgement error.
That is what we call a judgement error.
Dude come on.
Dude come on.
Holy crap this is lame.
Holy crap this is lame.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He is on the move.
He is on the move.
Fucking why guys? WHY?
Fucking why guys? WHY?
Looks like these guys get lit as hell.
Looks like these bros get lit as hell.
Should've forgotten about this photo and never posted it.
Should’ve forgotten about this photo and never posted it.
You better, because nobody else does.
You better, because nobody else does.
Rouuuugh night.
Rouuuugh night.
Goober family on fleek.
Goober family on fleek.
The fuck you doing son?
The fuck you doing son?
We're going to have to give them back to the girls if this is all you've got.
We’re going to have to give them back to the girls if this is all you’ve got.
Gang gang gang gang.
Gang gang gang gang.
Get friend-zoned harder. You can't.
Get friend-zoned harder. You can’t.

Things could be going better for this guy

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Golf is fun

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He caught all cheek (@nolanporetz)

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Let the devil out of you, son

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Chaser

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  3. WilliamHLetterman

    Got damn you must be proud of this one. Ain’t it still Thursday on the west coast?

    7 years ago at 2:21 am
  4. Grizzwtg

    Missing “as I nod my head and lead her back to my room to bang” right about now. Talk about the golden age

    7 years ago at 3:41 am
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Don’t get any of the big boys talking about the golden age. It makes me feel nostalgic and old.

      7 years ago at 8:00 am
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        Yeah, Girls who wanted to be here for the right reason. That being said it doesn’t hurt that more sluts feel a greater need for validation from frats.

        7 years ago at 11:08 am
  6. Sperry Seinfeld

    The ol’ turn in your assignment early to make the boss think you worked hard on it even though you mailed it in.

    7 years ago at 4:13 am
  7. InternationalFratStudent

    Blowjob420 sounds like the guy who brags about the “jackhammer supernova” and then blasts a load in his pants when a girl touches his shoulder

    7 years ago at 5:11 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I’d like an update on the girl I helped you not ruin your chances with.

        7 years ago at 8:11 am
      2. Blowjob420

        Dude we’re doing pretty good. We did some homework a coupe days ago. I’m in class with her rn so I’m going to ask if she wants to hangout this weekend

        7 years ago at 8:20 am
      3. Blowjob420

        She says she has commitment issues so dating is probably a no go. However, smashing is not out of the question

        7 years ago at 8:23 am
      4. SharkWeekTFM

        Ok great. After reading that first comment (but before this one) I was going to say don’t get friend zoned. Make your intentions known or at least obviously hinted at.

        7 years ago at 8:30 am
      6. SharkWeekTFM

        Said every guy before he realized he was friendzoned. Not that I don’t believe you. Just stay #pussywoke

        7 years ago at 9:05 am
      7. Blowjob420

        Yeah I’ve thought about that. But she is very flirty. I’ll keep you posted haha

        7 years ago at 9:09 am
      9. YourSister69

        If a shark on the internet sets you up, can things ever really go wrong?

        7 years ago at 9:59 am
      10. Blowjob420

        Update: She wants to go to the gym with me tomorrow and do Bis and Back. She knows I go every day. I have no idea what the fuck that can mean.

        7 years ago at 12:42 pm
      11. Fratty McFratFrat

        She probably wants to pick up some weights to tie around her neck when she jumps off the bridge.

        7 years ago at 1:42 pm
      13. SharkWeekTFM

        Keep an eye out for any chance to make physical contact. Like spotting, or helping her technique. If doing biceps: hand on one shoulder and guide her arm with the other. Then bang.

        7 years ago at 4:47 pm
  9. Blowjob420

    Is this what all of the TFM commenters look like? God damn, all of you fuckers are as ugly and gay as sin

    7 years ago at 6:02 am