Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 153
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
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Scottie, I can give you a bigger disappointment than the bbbboooooooneee zzzooooooone. Would 9/10
8 years ago at 10:10 amBOTD is thicc. Would let her spit in my face while she rides me (but she never would)
8 years ago at 10:22 amNot with comments like that she won’t
8 years ago at 3:26 pmThis is disgusting… so demeaning towards women… the reasons why “frats” can’t get girls
8 years ago at 10:37 amYou had all the time in the world for a trolling post and you went with that? Should apply to be the Pacers GM understudy
8 years ago at 10:41 amHalf the naughtiness on these convos are from women, dumb tits
8 years ago at 10:57 amSays the squid with a profile pic of a bunch of dudes dressed up as girls. Sit down shut up
8 years ago at 11:31 amIt’s called a Fraternity for starters.
8 years ago at 12:28 pmThis is the loose translation of a drunk Canadian but the French says “I’d fucking love to.” May have paraphrase.
8 years ago at 10:46 amFrench minor here (NF) it literally means “you’d like it too much.” There very well could be some slang at play here that makes it something other than the literal translation, though.
8 years ago at 10:53 amMaybe there’s supposed to be a “je” at the beginning of the sentence though (grammatically this would make sense) which would make your translation more likely. I’m a fucking dork.
8 years ago at 11:00 amWhat do you even do with a French minor?
8 years ago at 11:35 amLead a blitzkrieg along the Maginot Line.
8 years ago at 11:39 amBingo.
8 years ago at 12:09 pmI figured more along the lines of explaining the Paris Climate Deal but I’ll take your word for it
8 years ago at 5:40 pmLiaison between American intelligence and DGSE
8 years ago at 11:39 amI’ve had a French minor once, her dad almost killed me
8 years ago at 12:06 pmUsing French only to pull, TFM
8 years ago at 10:09 pmHa ha you should put that on Facebook!
8 years ago at 3:34 amHey girl are you a Jew? Because I’d love to see you in the shower.
8 years ago at 11:12 amYou know what they say about guys with big noses?
8 years ago at 11:42 amThey’re allergic to Zyklon?
8 years ago at 12:06 pmYou’ve taken a hard left this summer ol Frabst
8 years ago at 12:47 pmI’ve taken a deep dive into reading a lot of historical documents/books and started connecting some dots, Bubs. You start noticing patterns and trends and when enough of them correlate it’s like an eureka moment and you can’t go back. So, if you don’t want to come off looking like a sociopath, you try to disperse what you know with humor.
But I wouldn’t call it left has much as I’d say a hard turn to the far right.
8 years ago at 1:03 pmI find it pretty amusing that TFM balled your previous two (three?) accounts for some pretty run of the mill harassment of that girl intern, yet they’re letting this blatantly white supremacist/anti-Semitic schtick slide.
8 years ago at 3:20 pmTry less you fucking goober
8 years ago at 3:29 pmUnderwent the same thing myself this past year. Good to have you.
8 years ago at 5:19 pmDo you have a paypal account ? because you can add an extra 900 weekly in your account only working from home a few hours a day… go to this..
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