Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 153
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

lauryn
Not with that attitude.
eli
Someone please use your middle school French skills and tell me what that means.
megan
I guess these long-winded, explanatory bits are in right now?
patricia
Big Sean Kingston fan, that Patricia.
ivy
#NAMEGAGS2017

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

melanie
Melanie moving straight to the defensive.
paulina
Not how I saw this one playing out.
tyler
Act now; limited supplies remaining!
stephanie
#NAMEGAGS2017
afiqah
I appreciate his candidness.
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  2. BayBro650

    Scottie, I can give you a bigger disappointment than the bbbboooooooneee zzzooooooone. Would 9/10

    7 years ago at 10:10 am
  3. StoryTeller

    BOTD is thicc. Would let her spit in my face while she rides me (but she never would)

    7 years ago at 10:22 am
  4. Gang gang 3hunna Im ghetto

    This is disgusting… so demeaning towards women… the reasons why “frats” can’t get girls

    7 years ago at 10:37 am
    1. Cartier

      You had all the time in the world for a trolling post and you went with that? Should apply to be the Pacers GM understudy

      7 years ago at 10:41 am
    3. BuschLattesFTW

      Says the squid with a profile pic of a bunch of dudes dressed up as girls. Sit down shut up

      7 years ago at 11:31 am
  5. CanadianB4C0N

    This is the loose translation of a drunk Canadian but the French says “I’d fucking love to.” May have paraphrase.

    7 years ago at 10:46 am
    1. Larry_Sellers

      French minor here (NF) it literally means “you’d like it too much.” There very well could be some slang at play here that makes it something other than the literal translation, though.

      7 years ago at 10:53 am
      1. Larry_Sellers

        Maybe there’s supposed to be a “je” at the beginning of the sentence though (grammatically this would make sense) which would make your translation more likely. I’m a fucking dork.

        7 years ago at 11:00 am
      5. BuschLattesFTW

        I figured more along the lines of explaining the Paris Climate Deal but I’ll take your word for it

        7 years ago at 5:40 pm
  6. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    Hey girl are you a Jew? Because I’d love to see you in the shower.

    7 years ago at 11:12 am
      3. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        I’ve taken a deep dive into reading a lot of historical documents/books and started connecting some dots, Bubs. You start noticing patterns and trends and when enough of them correlate it’s like an eureka moment and you can’t go back. So, if you don’t want to come off looking like a sociopath, you try to disperse what you know with humor.

        But I wouldn’t call it left has much as I’d say a hard turn to the far right.

        7 years ago at 1:03 pm
      4. Larry_Sellers

        I find it pretty amusing that TFM balled your previous two (three?) accounts for some pretty run of the mill harassment of that girl intern, yet they’re letting this blatantly white supremacist/anti-Semitic schtick slide.

        7 years ago at 3:20 pm
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        7 years ago at 5:48 pm