FAIL FRIDAY: Poop Yourself Drunk
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Doing snow angels in the nude in an attempt to freeze your cock off because of the crabs. TFM.

There has to be a better way to treat that.

Hiding your JUUL up your ass so no one can take your precious from you. TFM.

Protect the JUUL at all cost.

I let my dog watch when I whack off so they know who’s the man of the house. TFM.

There’s something wrong with you.

Hitting the confessional booth and telling the priest how much ass you ate that week. TFM.

How many Hail Marys did he give you?

Doing so many beer bongs in a row that you poop yourself during intercourse. TFM.

Well, she’s never sleeping with you again.

Pounding daiquiris all weekend with your boys to celebrate Hanukkah. TFM.

I’m almost positive daiquiris don’t have shit to do with Hanukkah.

I make my girl wear pasties because I have a nipple phobia. TFM.

Alllllrighty then.

Having a recurring wet dream where you and Santa haze the shit out of his bitch ass pledge elves together. TFM.

Sounds like someone is too full of Christmas cheer.

My mother can no longer look me in the eye because she walked in on me eating the maid’s ass last Christmas. TFM.

Tell your hating ass mom what SZN it is.

Taking a triple dose of Viagra before going to see the new Star Wars movie so that you can cum buckets. TFM.

You’re sick, nerd. Very sick.

Big dick squad coming through.
S’cute as hell, fam.
Real bros do body shots.
WHY?
Shave that fucking thing.
‘Tis the season.
Kick your own asses.
All white suit? Bold move.
He is getting it.
This is how real bros watch internet videos together.
You’re bleeding brother.
Go to a doctor you doofus.
What in the hell is going on here?
Man down.
Hey man your tits are out.
Look at all that frat ass.
The holidays are being destroyed.
You alright buddy?
Squatting shame.

Chaser

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  3. SharkWeekTFM

    Sharks don’t have nipples. I had a hard time coming to appreciate them. There are some kinds that still freak me out a bit. It’s always a rush the first time I see a girls boobs because I don’t know what kind she has.

    7 years ago at 6:20 pm
  6. FDRwasapussy

    What’s wrong with the “Saturdays are for the boys” pic? Are you saying that Saturday’s aren’t for the boys, Bolen?

    7 years ago at 7:34 pm
    1. thevaginator

      Your definition of “Saturday’s are for the boys” means taking it up the ass in the chevron bathroom.

      7 years ago at 8:34 pm
      2. jizzrag69v2

        Holy shit that’s a poor effort even for you. Now run along and bring your master a beer like a good girl

        7 years ago at 8:55 am
      3. thevaginator

        Perhaps you should be renamed “the virgin who won’t do shit”. Fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 11:53 am
    2. Ross Bolen

      Had to take that one down, unfortunately. What was wrong with it? If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.

      7 years ago at 11:17 am
  11. Fratty Couples PGA

    Ya really gotta read Fail Friday from the bottom up, to get the captions first.

    7 years ago at 7:09 pm