FAIL FRIDAY: Poop Yourself Drunk
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Doing snow angels in the nude in an attempt to freeze your cock off because of the crabs. TFM.
There has to be a better way to treat that.
Hiding your JUUL up your ass so no one can take your precious from you. TFM.
Protect the JUUL at all cost.
I let my dog watch when I whack off so they know who’s the man of the house. TFM.
There’s something wrong with you.
Hitting the confessional booth and telling the priest how much ass you ate that week. TFM.
How many Hail Marys did he give you?
Doing so many beer bongs in a row that you poop yourself during intercourse. TFM.
Well, she’s never sleeping with you again.
Pounding daiquiris all weekend with your boys to celebrate Hanukkah. TFM.
I’m almost positive daiquiris don’t have shit to do with Hanukkah.
I make my girl wear pasties because I have a nipple phobia. TFM.
Alllllrighty then.
Having a recurring wet dream where you and Santa haze the shit out of his bitch ass pledge elves together. TFM.
Sounds like someone is too full of Christmas cheer.
My mother can no longer look me in the eye because she walked in on me eating the maid’s ass last Christmas. TFM.
Tell your hating ass mom what SZN it is.
Taking a triple dose of Viagra before going to see the new Star Wars movie so that you can cum buckets. TFM.
You’re sick, nerd. Very sick.
Chaser
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First! Fuck that kid
6 years ago at 6:20 pmYou fuck baby goats? Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 6:53 pmSharks don’t have nipples. I had a hard time coming to appreciate them. There are some kinds that still freak me out a bit. It’s always a rush the first time I see a girls boobs because I don’t know what kind she has.
6 years ago at 6:20 pmEveryone knows that flame is the only way to treat crabs.
6 years ago at 7:31 pmPoop yourself TFM
6 years ago at 7:33 pmWhat’s wrong with the “Saturdays are for the boys” pic? Are you saying that Saturday’s aren’t for the boys, Bolen?
6 years ago at 7:34 pmYour definition of “Saturday’s are for the boys” means taking it up the ass in the chevron bathroom.
6 years ago at 8:34 pmMore ass talk. Perhaps you should be renamed Assinator.
6 years ago at 8:17 amHoly shit that’s a poor effort even for you. Now run along and bring your master a beer like a good girl
6 years ago at 8:55 amPerhaps you should be renamed “the virgin who won’t do shit”. Fucking pussy
6 years ago at 11:53 amHad to take that one down, unfortunately. What was wrong with it? If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.
6 years ago at 11:17 amFuck outta here Rossy boy
6 years ago at 6:21 pmLol my dad’s a lawyer i figured it out
6 years ago at 6:56 pmI didn’t even see the damn thing
6 years ago at 6:58 pmJust scheduled my LSAT for February 10th.
6 years ago at 7:02 pmThe lunch service aptitude test? I’m sure you’ll ace it little man
6 years ago at 9:33 pmHave you figured out why you’re still a virgin?
6 years ago at 11:06 pmAnother solid week of captions, Bolen. Keep up the good work.
6 years ago at 8:23 amThey were sub-par, actually.
6 years ago at 7:06 pmThe lighter splint is kinda tite
6 years ago at 5:01 pmI need to have all those SAEs to my place for drinks.
6 years ago at 2:36 pmI have a massive crush on Maddy
6 years ago at 6:55 pmYou know you’re a loser when you get rejected by your fantasy
6 years ago at 11:08 pmYa really gotta read Fail Friday from the bottom up, to get the captions first.
6 years ago at 7:09 pm