FAIL FRIDAY: Collegiate Scum
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Starting the new year by getting arrested for public indecency for making stand-up naked love to a snow woman in the front yard of your frat castle. TFM.

Don’t bone the snow, kids.

Using mandatory study hours as an opportunity to crank to Brazilian booty porn in one of the private rooms in the library. TFM.

Sounds tight but probably not worth the potential expulsion.

For fitspo I have one of those shirtless fireman calendars next to my bed. TFM.

How you were led to believe that is a TFM is beyond me. Shirtless doctors, maybe.

Hey guys new reader here. I was wondering how I go about broaching the subject of face fucking with my girlfriend. Any help would be much appreciated. Frat on! TFM.

Time to shut the site down.

This is the year I stop being ashamed of owning a replica lightsaber and start carrying it on my person at all times. TFM.

Ha you big dork.

Have you ever stuck it in a bowl of warm mash potatoes? No? Then save your fucking judgement you’re not better than me. TFM.

Food fuckers stand up.

People say one of the new pledges looks like me. Time to change his face. TFM.

Probably hazing.

Sneaking into her room when her new boyfriend is doing her missionary and mounting him from behind to establish dominance. TFM.

Not the move. I repeat, not the move.

Spending the first two years of college tunneling into the Pi Phi house so you can sneak in and steal armfuls of panties whenever you please. TFM.

You’re like the Andy Dufresne of underpants.

Only recruiting rushes that are less attractive than you so they don’t compete for the tier of ass you’re going after. TFM.

Probably not the best way to ensure your chapter’s future is bright.

Stop convincing chicks to do this.
Now you gotta keep eating it til you die.
Oh no.
Dude you’re drinking poison.
Hell yeah swag.
Crushed that photo.
Props to dude in front for tugging.
Not the hero we want, but the one we deserve.
“Let’s write out ‘TITS’ under our shirts hehe.” -Idiots
Guarantee he smashed.
Bunch of auto-bid ballers.
You okay, breh?
Maybe go up a size on the next t-shirt order.
Squad of dudes just drowning in pussy.
Brotherhood is forever.
It’s 2018 dude your hashtag is hurtful.
Hey man you peed.
21, 21, 21.
That’s not what you want.

He’s sorry okay (@Jacksonhellman)

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Hey Christina, what the fuck

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Look he died (@Collin_slot)

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Friends don’t let friends Juul

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That nose is broken (@benbellamy23)

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Look at this guy, ladies. He’s a snack.(@_pburns)

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Hold it up so we can see it, sir

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Spring break is only two months away

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Chaser

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  2. jizzrag69v2

    Well losers I have a big choice to make Sunday. Bob Kraft and Jeff Lurie have both invited me to join them in their private boxes. So I can watch Gisele’s Husband roll over a team “led” by Lindsay Duke’s ex- boyfriend, or I can watch Two Dickless Losers Discarded by the Rams throw a combined 10 interceptions before halftime. What do you losers suggest? Whatever you suggest, I’ll do the opposite. Because you’re losers. – Jizz Out

    7 years ago at 12:49 pm
    2. Stardog

      Delusional loser who gets his lunch money stolen daily by the “tough” girls in the 4th grade. Return to mommy’ basement and keep talking tough. Pathetic lady boy.

      7 years ago at 5:31 pm
      1. jizzrag69v2

        I’ll wave to you from Jeff’s box little man. With Brady questionable that game won’t be worth attending. I told Bob Kraft that he shouldn’t trade Jimmy, but he had a rod up his ass about it. Sometimes I wonder how these guys were smart enough to get so wealthy. I may buy the Pats and straighten things out. Maybe I’ll hire you losers as equipment managers. I hear you’re good at DEFLATING BALLS! Yuk yuk I’m gonna put that on facebook

        7 years ago at 5:46 pm
      2. thevaginator

        Funny how stardog talks about someone talking tough yet he’s the first one to back out of a fight. What a fucking loser

        7 years ago at 1:29 am
    1. thevaginator

      And you’re the kid that’s gonna get his teeth knocked in if he doesn’t shut the fuck up

      7 years ago at 1:50 pm
      3. thevaginator

        Reality is that you are a broke virgin who would never in a million years say that to my face. Fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 2:31 pm
    1. thevaginator

      I almost forgot to take care of your mom’s anus last night, but she texted me so I ended up coming over. Sorry if I kept you up little man

      7 years ago at 2:52 pm
      1. thevaginatorv2

        Oh and sorry for the shit on your sheets this morning, she couldn’t control herself

        7 years ago at 12:07 pm
  5. thevaginator

    That pooper on today’s whore is ripe for the plucking. Would love to clean it out with my tongue and then shove my big ole cock up it.

    7 years ago at 3:17 pm