FAIL FRIDAY: Collegiate Scum
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Starting the new year by getting arrested for public indecency for making stand-up naked love to a snow woman in the front yard of your frat castle. TFM.
Don’t bone the snow, kids.
Using mandatory study hours as an opportunity to crank to Brazilian booty porn in one of the private rooms in the library. TFM.
Sounds tight but probably not worth the potential expulsion.
For fitspo I have one of those shirtless fireman calendars next to my bed. TFM.
How you were led to believe that is a TFM is beyond me. Shirtless doctors, maybe.
Hey guys new reader here. I was wondering how I go about broaching the subject of face fucking with my girlfriend. Any help would be much appreciated. Frat on! TFM.
Time to shut the site down.
This is the year I stop being ashamed of owning a replica lightsaber and start carrying it on my person at all times. TFM.
Ha you big dork.
Have you ever stuck it in a bowl of warm mash potatoes? No? Then save your fucking judgement you’re not better than me. TFM.
Food fuckers stand up.
People say one of the new pledges looks like me. Time to change his face. TFM.
Probably hazing.
Sneaking into her room when her new boyfriend is doing her missionary and mounting him from behind to establish dominance. TFM.
Not the move. I repeat, not the move.
Spending the first two years of college tunneling into the Pi Phi house so you can sneak in and steal armfuls of panties whenever you please. TFM.
You’re like the Andy Dufresne of underpants.
Only recruiting rushes that are less attractive than you so they don’t compete for the tier of ass you’re going after. TFM.
Probably not the best way to ensure your chapter’s future is bright.
Chaser
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Well losers I have a big choice to make Sunday. Bob Kraft and Jeff Lurie have both invited me to join them in their private boxes. So I can watch Gisele’s Husband roll over a team “led” by Lindsay Duke’s ex- boyfriend, or I can watch Two Dickless Losers Discarded by the Rams throw a combined 10 interceptions before halftime. What do you losers suggest? Whatever you suggest, I’ll do the opposite. Because you’re losers. – Jizz Out
6 years ago at 12:49 pmYou’re lonely.
6 years ago at 12:51 pmI’ll put that down as a vote for the Dickless Losers
6 years ago at 12:57 pmComing from a grandex write that means a lot
6 years ago at 1:10 pmthose 2 seem that way…
6 years ago at 10:31 pmDelusional loser who gets his lunch money stolen daily by the “tough” girls in the 4th grade. Return to mommy’ basement and keep talking tough. Pathetic lady boy.
6 years ago at 5:31 pmI’ll wave to you from Jeff’s box little man. With Brady questionable that game won’t be worth attending. I told Bob Kraft that he shouldn’t trade Jimmy, but he had a rod up his ass about it. Sometimes I wonder how these guys were smart enough to get so wealthy. I may buy the Pats and straighten things out. Maybe I’ll hire you losers as equipment managers. I hear you’re good at DEFLATING BALLS! Yuk yuk I’m gonna put that on facebook
6 years ago at 5:46 pmFunny how stardog talks about someone talking tough yet he’s the first one to back out of a fight. What a fucking loser
6 years ago at 1:29 amWho do you know here champ?
6 years ago at 12:07 pmJizzrag and virginator are the two in the “bro 4 lyfe” picture
6 years ago at 1:23 pmAnd you’re the kid that’s gonna get his teeth knocked in if he doesn’t shut the fuck up
6 years ago at 1:50 pmHit a little close to reality?
6 years ago at 1:59 pm“Reality is merely as illusion, you fucking pussy.” – Einstein
6 years ago at 2:06 pmReality is that you are a broke virgin who would never in a million years say that to my face. Fucking pussy
6 years ago at 2:31 pmReality is that I slam your moms poop hole every nyght
6 years ago at 12:06 pmThis site is getting so uneventful, I almost forgot about fail Friday
6 years ago at 2:47 pmI almost forgot to take care of your mom’s anus last night, but she texted me so I ended up coming over. Sorry if I kept you up little man
6 years ago at 2:52 pmOh and sorry for the shit on your sheets this morning, she couldn’t control herself
6 years ago at 12:07 pmThat pooper on today’s whore is ripe for the plucking. Would love to clean it out with my tongue and then shove my big ole cock up it.
6 years ago at 3:17 pmIs this a website on the rise?
6 years ago at 4:30 pmTFM will rise again!
6 years ago at 10:03 pmlol, all good stuff
6 years ago at 10:29 pm