Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 210

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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2018 is a wild time to be alive.
You literally gave her zero reasons to respond “yes.”
Seems one-sided
He moves fast
Kinda harsh to call a toddler “a bitch.”

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Bad assumption.
Well now you do!
That seems both uncomfortable and dangerous but I guess they’re both down for it so who am I to judge?
Indeed.
It’s not tho
  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    Jared (2015): The armadillo thing is interesting, but I have many other submissions that are better.
    Jared (2016): My commitment to providing the highest quality content prevents me from using the armadillo thing.
    Jared (2017): That armadillo thing is looking better every year.
    Jared (2018): Fuck It, I’d better use the armadillo thing before this whole place gets shut down.
    Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 5:46 am
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Oh, but maybe that submission wasn’t made until recently. Jared has earned my benefit of the doubt. He is a straight shooter. I’m not… I have a slight curvature.

      6 years ago at 9:06 am
  2. Butanefratoil

    Alright boys. My wedding is coming up. What TFMs should my groomsman and I do for the wedding

    6 years ago at 11:26 am
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Ummm I dunno. Drink? Scare people at karaoke? I dunno I didn’t pull a lot of tfms right before mine.

      6 years ago at 11:59 am
    2. jizzrag69v2

      I assume you’re marrying a dude, so maybe you, your “bride,” and your groomsmen can have a multi-man circular buttfuck.

      6 years ago at 6:14 pm
      1. Butanefratoil

        Multiman circular butt fuck is just called Tuesday evenings. Fuck, you’re stupid

        6 years ago at 9:16 am
    3. Henry_Eighth

      Forgetting your bride’s name when you recite your vows. TFM
      Replacing one of your groomsmen with the hooker you had last night. TFM
      Putting a “No Geeds” sign at the entrance to your reception and not letting your in-laws come in. TFM
      Calling the minister “The Pledge Educator” and referring to marriage as “the ultimate in hazing.” TFM
      Slipping your bride a roofie before you consummate your marriage. TFM

      6 years ago at 6:11 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Appreciate the effort. Great classic feel to a well executed concept 10.1/10

        6 years ago at 10:39 am
      2. SharkWeekTFM

        When the slam piece ends up being the piece that completes you. So frat so post college.

        That’s So beautiful. Alexa, play Since You Been Gone by Weird Al Yankovich

        6 years ago at 6:44 pm
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    Two weeks in a row you post a shot from years past with the caption “2018 is wild.” Just how stupid do you think we are?

    6 years ago at 12:39 pm
  4. Fratty Couples PGA

    OK half of these are fake, we all know that, and on top of that, they would never work in any other context than on social media. If they even worked then. Considering the amount of girls I’ve talked to on Tinder, compared to the amount I’ve hooked up with, probably 5% of these [so-called] “closes,” resulted in some dude actually putting the hammer in. Well, maybe that’s just me. Because I call it the hammer, probably. Guess I’m gonna have to think of something else.

    6 years ago at 12:54 am