Or you could plan on building a Armour plated tank which looks like a Cadillac to drive around in; hire competent body guards and counter snipers; or, in the rare case you do get shot, survive like Reagan and not be such a geed.
Even better is to pull a Reagan. Take a bullet and survive. Right before the doctors put you under anaesthesia, look up and say: “I hope you’re both Republicans.”
Lincoln was liberal by the standards of the time, but by today’s standards, every president up to Wilson would be really conservative. Democrats were more conservative (by today’s standards) up to Wilson, actually. But it doesn’t change the fact that I (and most of you) vote Republican TODAY, even though they were the more liberal of the two until they basically switched around the 1910s-1920s. The fact is, they’re the conservative party today. And Harding died in office, he wasn’t assassinated.
Pathetic…
14 years ago at 7:07 pmThat is a horrible thing to frat about. Mocking those who have been assassinated = NF.
14 years ago at 7:11 pmpussy
14 years ago at 7:32 pmFratwear…all he’s saying is he plans on being that important and rich.
However, he should remeber that those who are most often assasinated are liberal and change oriented.
I thought being liberal wasn’t frat…
14 years ago at 7:44 pmthat doesnt mean they should be killed dipshit.
14 years ago at 11:10 pmThis is just sick. This isn’t frat.
14 years ago at 8:03 pmOr you could plan on building a Armour plated tank which looks like a Cadillac to drive around in; hire competent body guards and counter snipers; or, in the rare case you do get shot, survive like Reagan and not be such a geed.
14 years ago at 8:04 pmThat shit just works against GDI whack jobs. Competent operators earn their paycheck.
14 years ago at 2:53 amEven better is to pull a Reagan. Take a bullet and survive. Right before the doctors put you under anaesthesia, look up and say: “I hope you’re both Republicans.”
14 years ago at 8:05 pmthe doctors response, “Today sir, we’re all Republicans”
14 years ago at 6:58 amLincoln and Harding were Republican, therefore those assassinated are not always liberal. Ignorance = NF.
14 years ago at 8:23 pmmeant Garfield, not Harding
14 years ago at 8:24 pmLincoln was a liberal, the parties switched views over time. Not to say he wasn’t a great president.
14 years ago at 8:47 pmAny high schoolkid can tell you they switched views but it does not change the fact that the republicans freed the slaves. True Americans.
14 years ago at 10:39 amLiberal and conservative across time don’t necessary mean Republican or democrat..
14 years ago at 6:24 pmLincoln was dead by Juneteenth. A Democrat freed the slaves.
The Emancipation Proclamation didn’t do shit.
14 years ago at 8:29 pmLincoln was liberal by the standards of the time, but by today’s standards, every president up to Wilson would be really conservative. Democrats were more conservative (by today’s standards) up to Wilson, actually. But it doesn’t change the fact that I (and most of you) vote Republican TODAY, even though they were the more liberal of the two until they basically switched around the 1910s-1920s. The fact is, they’re the conservative party today. And Harding died in office, he wasn’t assassinated.
14 years ago at 1:03 pmShut the fuck up. You are retards. This is the best TFM ever.
14 years ago at 9:37 pmWhatever brah. This is the worst TFM on the damn site. Cargo short wearing GDI
14 years ago at 5:02 pmObama, I thought we told you no GDIs on this website
14 years ago at 10:22 pmHahahah have a sense of humor gentlemen. This is hilarious.
14 years ago at 5:29 amthis is by far the funniest tfm i’ve ever read. this is the only one ive ever literally laughed out loud at. it’s great.
14 years ago at 8:17 pm