1. Mountain Fratwear

    That is a horrible thing to frat about. Mocking those who have been assassinated = NF.

    14 years ago at 7:11 pm
    1. Wahoosrat

      Fratwear…all he’s saying is he plans on being that important and rich.

      However, he should remeber that those who are most often assasinated are liberal and change oriented.

      I thought being liberal wasn’t frat…

      14 years ago at 7:44 pm
  2. Scalphunter

    Or you could plan on building a Armour plated tank which looks like a Cadillac to drive around in; hire competent body guards and counter snipers; or, in the rare case you do get shot, survive like Reagan and not be such a geed.

    14 years ago at 8:04 pm
    1. 1865

      That shit just works against GDI whack jobs. Competent operators earn their paycheck.

      14 years ago at 2:53 am
  3. Sen. Broseph McCarthy

    Even better is to pull a Reagan. Take a bullet and survive. Right before the doctors put you under anaesthesia, look up and say: “I hope you’re both Republicans.”

    14 years ago at 8:05 pm
  4. aoe

    Lincoln and Harding were Republican, therefore those assassinated are not always liberal. Ignorance = NF.

    14 years ago at 8:23 pm
    1. Frat or Die

      Lincoln was a liberal, the parties switched views over time. Not to say he wasn’t a great president.

      14 years ago at 8:47 pm
    2. The big lebrowski

      Any high schoolkid can tell you they switched views but it does not change the fact that the republicans freed the slaves. True Americans.

      14 years ago at 10:39 am
    3. Live life to the frattest

      Liberal and conservative across time don’t necessary mean Republican or democrat..

      14 years ago at 6:24 pm
    4. Dixiecrat

      Lincoln was dead by Juneteenth. A Democrat freed the slaves.

      The Emancipation Proclamation didn’t do shit.

      14 years ago at 8:29 pm
    5. Godandgunsaregood

      Lincoln was liberal by the standards of the time, but by today’s standards, every president up to Wilson would be really conservative. Democrats were more conservative (by today’s standards) up to Wilson, actually. But it doesn’t change the fact that I (and most of you) vote Republican TODAY, even though they were the more liberal of the two until they basically switched around the 1910s-1920s. The fact is, they’re the conservative party today. And Harding died in office, he wasn’t assassinated.

      14 years ago at 1:03 pm
  5. Frat Stardom

    this is by far the funniest tfm i’ve ever read. this is the only one ive ever literally laughed out loud at. it’s great.

    14 years ago at 8:17 pm