“Well Bob, It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper.”
Also, a true fraternity man doesn’t “abuse half the ten commandments on any given day”. I don’t put any gods before God. I don’t worship wooden idols, or idols of any sort. I don’t use the Lord’s name in vain. I “do no work” on Sunday, obviously. I always respect my parents, like any “well respecting fratter”. I have not murdered anybody. I don’t commit adultery (not married to any slam). Why steal when you can just purchase? I am guilty of lying, check. And only geeds envy their neighbor. A true fraternity man is never guilty of “half the ten commandments”. With all this said, go take a shot of bleach GDI.
“Well Bob, It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper.”
14 years ago at 3:42 pmKilling Japs and Commies in Korea, FaF.
14 years ago at 10:20 amChurch NF.
14 years ago at 3:53 pmReligion NF.
14 years ago at 3:54 pmAtheism. TgdiM.
14 years ago at 7:19 pmGo fuck yourself sir.
Believing in fairy tales. TSM.
14 years ago at 8:53 pm^Stop breathing, you geed.
14 years ago at 12:20 amAlso, a true fraternity man doesn’t “abuse half the ten commandments on any given day”. I don’t put any gods before God. I don’t worship wooden idols, or idols of any sort. I don’t use the Lord’s name in vain. I “do no work” on Sunday, obviously. I always respect my parents, like any “well respecting fratter”. I have not murdered anybody. I don’t commit adultery (not married to any slam). Why steal when you can just purchase? I am guilty of lying, check. And only geeds envy their neighbor. A true fraternity man is never guilty of “half the ten commandments”. With all this said, go take a shot of bleach GDI.
14 years ago at 1:09 pm^This is the wittiest and most original thing I’ve read all day.
14 years ago at 12:08 amDeleting your posts. FaF.
14 years ago at 5:49 pmRed FaF
14 years ago at 5:34 pmBlue TFTC
14 years ago at 7:09 pm